If you survive your execution you should be set free immediately
They were saving all the powerplay goals from last year for this game
If Nathan MacKinnon doesn’t win a Stanley Cup this year he is literally going to murder someone
If we're going to have a death penalty it should be firing squad. 5 bullets to the head do quick work. There's no kind, compassionate way to kill someone. Let people see what it is that they support.
Live press conference from witnesses at Christa Pike's botched execution. "My arm feels like its about to burst open."
Remember that time Case Keenum overthrew Demaryius Thomas who could’ve walked in to the endzone to beat the chiefs
all football games should end with me experiencing unadulterated joy
For national broadcasts Larimer Square is to Denver as Pike Place Market is to Seattle
Anyone else always yell “4th quarter!” Like coach Boone everytime it’s the 4th quarter?
Take a shot for every flag on Riley Moss and die of alcohol poisoning