yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
welcome to online. today you'll be getting schooled in stuff you learned in a 6th grade by a guy learning it for the first time as he transcribes wikipedia
Something there hasn't been nearly enough of is promises of specific consequences like this, as a way of deterring present corrupt behavior. Let's at least make them consider the possibility that we might have a real government again someday
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d agoFormer DOJ anti-trust chief Jonathan Kanter, on CNBC, says firms purchasing the Truth Social API could find themselves -- four years from now -- being "investigated for insider trading. .. Traders who use this service need to be careful." @cnbc.com $DJT
NEW EPISODE: Replacing My Gut Michael-Biome With Young Poop. Jesse inspects his Small Particles. Lucy starts a gig economy for Dusting Furniture. Mr. Monk encounters False Trudy. Dr. Shaun Murphy requests breakfast sex and goes Mega Viral.
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Monk S4 E6: Mr. Monk Gets Drunk The Good Doctor S3 E15: Influence Changing of the Garde: ~36:00 This is basically the poop episode. Join th
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This month's bonus episode is a rare mailbag, where we answer various private questions about our brains and hash out an assortment of beefs with our listeners.
Peter Had a Baby and Michael Has ADHD: Your Questions, Answered | If Books Could Kill
The boys answer listener questions about fatherhood, the literacy crisis, and whether we're capable of reflecting on our mistakes.
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Episode 54: Three Cups of Tea One man's mission to build schools, fight terrorism and promote peace, one private jet reimbursement at a time.
Three Cups of Tea - If Books Could Kill
In 1993, a desperate man stumbled into a remote village in the foothills of the Karakoram mountains. After the residents nursed him back to health, he placed his hands on the village elder's shoulders...
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Libraries make us a harder target for authoritarianism. Equal access to info, ideas, and space that doesn’t require a purchase to belong. Also: using the library means money stays in your community instead of streaming out to Amazon. 📚 What’s checked out on your card right now?
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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THREAD. Contrary to what you are being told, 40 years of polling have established that shifting money away from police/prisons toward social services is one of the most popular public policies among *all* political demographics. But it's not just that, it goes way deeper.
The suspicious package that shut down part of D.C.'s busy Wisconsin Avenue NW for hours this morning was an electronic sex device, police say.
Suspicious package that shut down Wisconsin Ave. was electronic sex device, police say
A suspicious package that shut down part of D.C.’s busy Wisconsin Avenue NW during the Wednesday morning rush was an electronic sex device, police say. Someone approached a firefighter near the back o...
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there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird.
"no one will be normal about AOC if she runs for president" is both true and a bad reason for her not to run. you could run the most milquetoast middle of the road clean cut straight white man alive and the right is still going to act like the deranged freaks they are
People are furious of course but this is one of the funniest things that's ever happened. He's been posting memes of himself hanging out with Douglas MacArthur and George Patton and he snuck off the plane in a box of pizza rolls
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 5d agoWhat do you MEAN they smuggled the president out of Turkey in a catering cart
must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is”
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High school football player in Arkansas finds viper in helmet
A high school football player in Arkansas wore a unknowingly wore a helmet with a venomous snake inside it for nearly an hour before discovering the unwelcome intruder.
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Democrats care mostly about appeasing the police. They always have. Their solution is: hire more Black and female cops.
I Travel Like Sound Dog@chadstanton.blacksky.app · 4d agoWho went on to endorse Donald Trump in the next election, but we need a “reckoning” on wokeness.
The president took on a vanity project, gave no-bid contracts to contractors who screwed it up, made up a story about vandals to cover it up, and then fomented a felony prosecution against an innocent scapegoat. You could impeach for anything he's done but "This asshole is out of control" is a layup
Roy Edroso@edroso.bsky.social · 2w agoWhen you slow down and think about it you realize it's ten times worse than it seems. Sure it's farcical, but it's also a brutal legal attack on a man they knew to be innocent, done to distract from their own thievery and incompetence and as a flex to terrify anyone who might make them look bad.
This week’s episode is Trump v. Slaughter, where the Court gave Trump to reign over the administrative state like a king, as long as he doesn’t mess with the Fed.
Trump v. Slaughter (and Trump v. Cook)
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Mr President, we have no time to waste. Get in the back of this horse costume
BONUS EPISODE: Pray the Autism Away. We explored the parts of youtube where they do faith healing on autism.
For my latest premium newsletter, I wrote up my thoughts on Ross Douthat's particular style of argument, and how reactionaries hide their real beliefs when writing for liberal publications.
Abstraction And Lies In The New York Times
Ross Douthat's final column is a feat of dishonesty
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