Friends told me to get back into Helldivers aaaaand its an Illuminate event
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So now that EDP's degenerate ass is making bank off Cameo again, I think we can all agree that the documentary was a total negative on the public. No new info, every one of the dumbass hunters made unwinnable cases AND you just made a degenerate who was fading into obscurity relevant again. (cont.)
bread and circuses but no bread and also the circus fucking sucks
Ayo, not to sound like a deadbeat dad but Dan Wilson, I got a pitch for ya. I will happily play on the Mariners for their salaries if not less and I will do just as good as they did tonight. Think about it my man. You need talent, I need money.
Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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I can't take this fucking AI shit. I work at a shipping store right, guy comes in wanting to ship 3 credit cards and a check to Bolivia (Already huge red flag), then he wanted to specifically have it Held For Collection, something we couldn't provide cause we don't have all the options DHL has.
There's a lot of highly rated foreign films on Letterboxd that are essentially Hallmark movies in a different language that would be 2-3/5s in America but instead they contend for the top 500. Do you like foreign films because you like them or because you think they'll make you look sophisticated?
Everybody was totally fine with ads for most of Web1 until hosts began making their web pages completely unusable due to sheer volume of ads which additionally resulted in having to play Minesweeper as one wrong click could brick your fucking computer which is why blockers became necessary.
mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · last wk.nuclear take that is obviously correct but that people will get mad at me for coming up:
What a boneheaded take. One of the best ways for kids to develop an emotional and moral backbone is through storytelling and so many kids own pets, only inevitability with that being death or departure. I'd say that robbing kids of the ability to prepare themselves for that experience (cont.)
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last wk.Anne Hathaway argues that a movie featuring a dog being killed should automatically get a R rating. “Everybody’s so scared that we’re casually doing it in movies now.” (Source: ComplexPop)
This take is gonna piss some oomfs off but After seeing Odyssey (Very good movie but need a soundsystem for it), even when they intentionally make Pattinson look chopped, he's still hotter than Tom Holland tbh.
Undertale Cyberpunk 2077 Mewgenics The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and every other attempt by Nintendo to reskin a Ubisoft game Persona/Danganronpa in general These aren't games I think "Aren't for me" (I don't like CS but I see the appeal), I think they suck beyond a couple key aspects.
Kristin 🇨🇦🤓@faierius.bsky.social · last wk.No hate, no dogpiling, just curious. For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
Port Townsend is a place all about supporting and cultivating artists right up until its time to actually pay an artist.
Choosing only 4 Criterion films is like choosing which of your children you like more but if a higher power sent me in to make a variety block of 4 Criterion films, it'd be this. So many more I could pick but man, if quarantine happened again I'd be so down for this.
Jeff@jgundam.bsky.social · last wk.Wanted to pick some movies I don’t always pick. Biollante one of my all time favs. if Criterion ever added Final Wars to the closet I would bust
I'm hurt, I'm old and I'm fucking tired and I WORK WITH FUCKING CHILDREN
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2w agoHarry Potter fans force power link diversion to avoid Dobby's grave
I had to help a manager....divide 35 by 7 today. I can't do it anymore man I really can't.
6 fucking hours of modern country music at work Oh and country metal covers of Disney songs Shoot me in the forehead
Every time I get an idea for a fanfic, it all eventually circles back to Alan Moore or specifically Watchmen influence. I think there's a lot to be said for Toontown in a darker, not-exactly-horror direction. I think this time, I might have something beyond regurgitating points Watchmen made.
BALL X PIT is my favorite Breakout-clone city builder roguelite of all time.
Yo, brokie budget meal tip Next time you make tuna salad, throw some roja sauce in it, enough to turn the batch pink. Trust me, so good.
Given the Absolute-verse and all the cool shit that comes with it, it feels weird to be sitting in a period that people will look back on and call "The good old days" and like....actually acknowledge it as its happening So many eras of gaming/film I took for granted, can't say the same here.
Playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance for RetroAchievements and The Thing in that is just Hugo from SF3 Hysterical to walk up to some goon, grapple them and then just jab until they're dead.
A fighting game can't be great unless it sucks. So many recent fighting games are bad specifically because they don't suck.
Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber@comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 3w agoyou all aren't ready for my Hottest Take: fighting games are at their most fun when they are solidly 6/10 experiences, when their metagames can form around exploiting the ways they are uniquely flawed as competitive titles
Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 3w ago"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...
TNA will never be the best wrestling promotion But it sure is the funniest one to follow.
GOD Michael Stipe is so underappreciated as a songwriter in this day and age www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Ss...
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