Agreeing to pay the attorneys fees does not inspire confidence in the subsequent assertion that there’s no reason for you to pay the attorneys fees
Jon Seidel@jonseidel.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe feds just made it official: They won't fight a bid by members of the "Broadview 6" for attorneys' fees. They do "not concede that the United States has acted or done anything to warrant those fees." They also say there should be no discovery. Full filing: cst.brightspotcdn.com/dc/d1/e34a37...
After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with
Dan Lamothe@danlamothe.bsky.social · 4mo agoHegseth at Normandy: "Sadly, today, different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies. Beaches in Spain and Italy and Greece and Bulgaria. Boats and men arrive. When will European capitals do something about that invasion? Or is it too late? I pray not, and I believe not."
100% accurate and very funny but also a funny coincidence that this photo has maybe the two broadcasters closest to normal that you get with the UFC
The Onion@theonion.com · 5mo agoUFC Broadcasters Look Like It
“Shut up and watch the fights” would be a more compelling pitch if more than five percent of the fights were worth watching.
Luke Thomas@lukethomas.bsky.social · 6mo agoMan, I can’t believe the company that grossly underpays its talent would also have executives who don’t take human capability or need seriously.
I like my coffee like I like my fascists: Visibly upset and struggling.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6mo ago👍
“If you don’t buy our product, our product will not be a successful product. I am very intelligent”
The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 8mo agoAI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
"The turkey, identified only by the mononym 'Gobble,' was pardoned Tuesday as part of the annual White House turkey pardon ceremony. Gobble was also granted clemency for a series of criminal convictions including tax fraud, extortion and racketeering."
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for DUI - The News-Harpoon
RALEIGH, NC -- Just days after a lavish ceremony at the White House, a turkey pardoned by President Donald Trump has been arrested in North Carolina on charges of driving while intoxicated. The turkey...
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The News-Harpoon@newsharpoon.bsky.social · 10mo ago"Deploying to major cities including Chicago, Los Angeles and for some reason Charlotte, DHS leadership described the operations’ goal as seizing and detaining criminal currency that 'doesn’t look like it belongs around here.'"
Today I learned that there is a clause which allows for dismissing a lawsuit because the plaintiffs were just such dicks about it.
Julie DiCaro@juliedicaro.bsky.social · 10mo agoBREAKING: We have a new Motion to Dismiss from Letitia James, this time for Outrageous Gov't Conduct and focusing on Bill Pulte's behavior. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71601...
I am at my wits end. There was an Onion article a while back that starts out as an innocuous interview and then morphs into the reporter trying to get both interviewees to have a threesome in a room he rented. I cannot find it for the life of me and I need it, please help @bencollins.bsky.social
"Gesturing broadly to a fleet of ten thousand bulldozers, Trump emphasized that what this nation needs is 'more luxury entertainment space', and less of 'whatever Rhode Island is.'”
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has ordered construction crews to begin demolishing the East Wing of the United States. The project, which will renovate eight states...
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Some college buddies and I have been working on a satire site, @newsharpoon.bsky.social, for a few months now. Here’s one of my first articles, feels good to write again. newsharpoon.com/2025/11/04/w...
White House Claims it Lacks Authority to Bring J.D. Vance Back Inside - The News-Harpoon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Calling the situation “out of our jurisdiction,” the Trump administration has claimed that it lacks the authority to bring J.D. Vance back inside. White House press secretary Karoli...
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Notice that centrists playing the respectability game feel especially compelled to defend a rat-fuck like Kirk. A man who thinks you should be allowed to beat your wife. Grow a fucking spine, and look around you.
average person online: have you seen what the race scientist said about him average new yorker: omg its zohran mamdani
Zohran Kwame Mamdani@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · last yr.Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
worth noting the pipeline here: * Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data * Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data * NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign * Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
People like Hakeem Jeffries would rather let American democracy die screaming than learn a single new thing ever
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last yr.Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
Fascism is happening right now. It’s not “coming,” it’s not “a threat,” it is actively being carried out. They will do anything and everything to consolidate their power while they have it, do not put a single damn thing past this administration.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last yr."Liberate this city from socialists and burdensome leadership." If that's not regime change, I don't know what to tell you. The inflection point is now.
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.
The dude in charge of keeping Americans safe and healthy sounds like if Geodude was always on the verge of tears
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · last yr.This is how media should function. KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that? RFK JR: “I never said that.” KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.” RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024) #cdnpoli
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
My mom passed away at 34. We recently passed the anniversary of her death, and I’m turning 32 in a week. The first ten minutes of @expedition33.bsky.social hit me like a fucking truck. What a beautiful prologue. Can’t wait to play more.
“I voted for you because I thought I would be sheltered from the obvious consequences of what you said you were going to do.”
Mark Cuban@mcuban.bsky.social · last yr.
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Yeah the country is experiencing a full-on fascist takeover and the party most positioned to resist it has completely rolled over at every opportunity but WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE SMALL INDIE BOOK SHOPS
Chuck Shumer is a disgrace. Just appalling cowardice in the face of fascism.
Tone deaf, condescending bullshit from a party nowadays known mostly for being tone deaf and condescending
Charles Louis Richter@richterscale.bsky.social · 2y ago"i thought you dimwits would be snowed by our focus on quantity over quality" --DNC chief marketing officer
Real head scratcher why more people aren’t thankful for thousands of lost jobs + the complete dismantling of scientific innovation in America. Still have yet to get a clear definition of what “waste” even means to these psychos.
Luke Thomas@lukethomas.bsky.social · 2y agoYeah, real mystery. www.foxnews.com/media/joe-ro...
well at least these buffoons might not notice when the military engineers a coup right under their noses
Mediagazer@mediagazer.com · 2y agoMemo: the Pentagon evicts the NYT, NBC News, NPR, and Politico from Pentagon offices and offers the workspace to the NY Post, OANN, Breitbart, and HuffPost (Michael Luciano/Mediaite) Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
