Well El-Sayed won with a small enough margin for moderates to spend the next three months yelling about how he’s not electable, which should help.
Abe Goldfarb
@abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Look at all this shit I’ve done: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2026827/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_7_in_0_q_abe%20goldfarb
You know what band never gets enough love for me? James. Been working together over 40 years and keep pumping out tons of new material with no drop-off. Just listened to their 2024 album YUMMY and it’s insane how good they are after all this time.
using a lot of white in my hair for this show, and brushing it out a little has given me an alarmingly realistic idea of what i’ll look like when i go gray
if I find out that Commie Mamdani has sold an organic banana for negative two cents, I will set fire to myself outside the Statue of Liberty in protest. America was founded on the sacred principles of maximizing shareholder value
If you’re putting out a wide release movie with multiple AI-generated scenes, I can only assume you view your audience with utter contempt. Nice one, Eli.
The ones who complained about masks didn’t wear one. The ones who complained about being told to social distance didn’t. The ones who complained about the vaccine never got it. They’re complaining about stuff they never did.
damn what the fuck my understanding was that my taxes would only go towards things i personally benefit from
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I kind of feel like if you aren’t radicalized by tariff refunds going to corporations rather than the consumers who ate the cost, you’re beyond hope. Like…it’s literally just billionaires robbing you in broad daylight Immigrants didn’t do it. Muslims didn’t do it. Trans athletes didn’t do it.
guys act so weird when you hold a door for them, like damn bro didn’t know you hate feeling tiny and adored, my bad
The hardest anybody has ever been roasted. No coming back from this one.
every woman has wondered whether her dad would take her side or some man's. many of them have learned the answer and often it's not the answer that you'd assume would be the bare minimum expectation for a father
Should the congressman who is credibly accused of beating and throwing scalding water at your own daughter run for re-election? “I don’t know,” says GOP Senator Bernie Moreno www.notus.org/ohio/bernie-...
“If I was some sort of abuser, do you really think my abused partner would take steps to placate me?”
Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
I am 100% serious when I tell you that every time I look at Gen AI slop imagery, a distinctive scent wafts into my brain. Like, a very hot car interior with a hint of spilled beer and massive amounts of chemical "air freshener".
sometimes you gotta read some armond white just to feel alive
Moderate Democrats spent the mayoral election ripping on Mamdani, refusing to endorse, LITERALLY RUNNING AGAINST HIM AFTER THE PRIMARY. And now whenever Abdul El-Sayed dunks on Haley Stevens they’re like “what is the use of this intra-party strife, where is the grace”
what happened to jason is pretty common. chi ossé has introduced a bill to the city council that would create a “Freelancers Payment Fund” that would pay freelancers immediately, then recover the funds from the delinquent hiring parties. council.nyc.gov/chi-osse/202...
Council Member Chi Ossé Introduces Bill to Establish City-Run Freelancers Payment Fund
New York City Council
council.nyc.gov
Well, it’s invoicing day, and since they’re really apparently not going to pay me for something I wrote for them two months ago, I guess today is the day to post about how @vulture.com fucks over its film freelancers. Long (sorry) thread, with receipts:
hard to imagine how the GOP became so attractive to racist dumbasses, someone should look into this
lowkey one of the best things about being a working actor is you basically never have to pay for a haircut
When PILLION came out there was a lot of hand-wringing over its depiction of unhealthy BDSM, and I WANT YOUR SEX will likely have the same effect. But why would I want to watch two hours of nice people having responsible fun? What’s interesting about that?
If there’s one thing sleepy towns with low employment love it’s environmental ruin, gentrification, and skyrocketing energy bills. Three things. Anyway they love that shit.
Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
I WANT YOUR SEX: Goofy, smutty, didactic, kinky, swift, loose, wise, a hoot frankly. The story of an art-world naïf (Cooper Hoffman, adorable), his deranged dominatrix mentor (Olivia Wilde, sensational) and the fuck-up laden path to actualization . It plays like a pop-art Candide with strap-ons. A+.
Being a moderate democrat rocks. Unlimited credit to fail. You can run the same playbook over and over and eat shit and still tell everyone that this is the only path to electability. If a single DSA candidate goes down this fall? Better than sex. They told you! Now back to losing the right way.
democratic socialists once again weaving their sinister way into the halls of power by doing nice shit that is good for people
Uber Eats and DoorDash hid tip buttons and set default tips below 10%. As a result, tips for delivery workers fell 79%. In January, we made these corporations change their apps — and in the past six months, we've put $104 million back in delivery workers' pockets. This is only the beginning.
Running a local radio station. Which honestly sounds like heaven.
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.