you see they couldn’t make Banal Television Comedy 245 today because of woke
It’s That Kev
@acanticleforkev.bsky.social
A new life awaits you in the offworld colonies he/him
introducing myself at a sex party by saying "long time sex-haver, first time orgy-doer" and immediately getting asked to leave.
Every problem we have as a country can be traced back to the fact that we didn’t hang every Confederate leader and politician after the civil war
this press conference is fucking wild, he’s brandonizing right in front of our eyes
trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
boy howdy nothing like canceled plans and a rainy day to really make you feel lonely as shit
i don’t know how you can be in the FBI, say you’re going to arrest all of the deep state, quit before you do anything right before the epstein files drop, and think like this lol
Stephen Miller looks like he’s banned from local parks for sniffing the bicycle seats
This masked piece of garbage murdered someone in broad daylight
Louisville Clinic Escorts@lce.bsky.social · 7mo agoThis is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
Abolish ICE New Nuremberg Trials for former ICE officials and officers
Hopping on real quick to say fuck the American empire, and long live the international proletariat
trans day of visibility whatever I AM UNEMPLOYED AND I MADE A WEIRD LITTLE HORNY ALBUM
LustyTireFire@lustytirefire.bsky.social · 10mo agoCREATURE IS ALIVE 10 songs, 43 minutes Inspired by My Words To Victor Frankenstein Above The Village of Chamounix by @susanstryker.bsky.social Featuring spoken word performances by @gion.bsky.social and @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social Gooey, angry, horny, tender, alive. Enjoy. Links below.
Guys we might be doing Vietnam 2 because the president sucked another president’s dick
“Hello yes I’m the Evil President, I do evil and whatnot”
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10mo agoICYMI — “I don’t think there’s anything that will get me into Heaven. I think I’m not, maybe, Heaven-bound.” Trump confesses on Air Force One
Saw this mural of Guy Fieri recently, reminded that there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
Pov: you got a dm from an account you don’t follow
The fact he was wearing a shirt marked “freedom” when his neck got turned into a convertible
Seeing the Philly Phanatic show up to the My Chemical Romance show and throw cheesesteaks into the crowd is the closest I’ve ever come to being in a Paul Verhoeven movie
