Jenna Prince
@aconstantwip.bsky.social
boring early 30s trashgender. gives a fuck, pretends she doesn’t. puts the “hot” in hot mess. the bees knees, legs and arms. her royal thighness. waifu as FUCK. (minors get blocked on sight, death before detransition)
If I enter my 50s may I do so at least half as gracefully as Trent Reznor
The bots pretending to be people who need mutual aid are annoying at first but then they make my blood boil when I realize this annoyance and anger is just how actual poor people are treated in part bc of shit like this
ive been watching a lot of tech videos recently and ive noticed that "doomscrolling" has apparently turned into a kind of buzzword that people are using to refer to general social media/phone addiction, which is not super surprising, but i keep noticing it
Crossdressing when not trans is also especially important because eventually it won’t be “cross”dressing anymore it’ll just be dressing, and maybe we’ll finally be free from the scourge of boring menswear
Video essayists are way too comfortable these days if someone can confidently say they’re Team Gale without any shame and broadcast it to the world
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
Star Wars should have more crossdressing in it for the same reason Gundam does (It’s fun and more people should do it)
I *could* read this and spoil Inferno for myself (I’m 6 years from it in my readthrough of X-Men, plus it’s from 1989) but honestly I’d be better off just getting a physical copy and framing this
And now, here is the host of Jeopardy!… Jen Kennings
At least the shadows on wall of the cave I’m chained inside are practical.
Rowing is my new therapy (As in, it’s how I calm down alongside actual therapy lol)
Qui-Gon really shoulda just murdered Nute Gunray on sight, then the negotiations would’ve been even shorter
Me from 4 months ago are you trying to fucking insinuate that Rey is the Luigi Mangione of Star Wars because I really don’t think that tracks and I’m the one that said it
Jenna Prince@aconstantwip.bsky.social · 4mo agoYou know who else was nobody? Luigi Mangione. And in this essay I will–
when i have milkshakes i make sure to bury my face in the cup like it’s a trough and noisily devour it like the alpha male i am, bonus masculinity points if it gets all over me and it makes me look like i just got bukkaked with ice cream that’s what real men do, unlike straw drinkers
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last yr.Rep. Tim Burchett told Fox News that he doesn't "drink out of a straw" because "that's what the women in my house do"
Heero Yuy’s to-do list - Kiss Zechs Merquise - Kill Zechs Merquise - Marry Relena Peacecraft - Kill Relena Peacecraft - Kill Heero Yuy - Blow up the Wing Gundam Zero as many times as possible until death or morale improves, whichever comes first
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Meegle64@meegle64.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
