They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
Adrien
@adrien-m.bsky.social
A husband and dad navigating life in SE London
40% of non- pension benefits claimants are WORKING. The wages are too low and the rent's too high and HMG are paying for this.
I am *absolutely sick* of hearing about young people as 'benefit scroungers'. Nearly 60% of welfare spending goes on pensioners! The people writing this stuff know that too.
What if he uses a different name though? Shapps blocked from standing again for the Conservatives www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Grant Shapps blocked from standing again for the Conservatives
Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC she leads a "new party full of new people" as ex-MP is rejected as a candidate.
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Pls spread word. Three digits can help protect you from scams: 159. If you're suspicious of a 'call from your bank', politely hang up and dial 159. It connects you to a switchboard that puts you through to your bank's real number. Watch the video for why its extra protection
And the women's world cup And the men's under-19 Euros And the women's under-20 world cup. Passing a lot works...
Philippe Auclair@philippeauclair.bsky.social · 2w agoSpain, now holders of the European, Olympic and World titles. Prodigious.
That's absolutely shocking!! A yellow card for an Argentinian player #worldcupfinal
Look at the list of 33 candidates that Farage is running against. It’s going to be an absolute circus, which is fitting for the poisonous clown. 3 from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party Nick The Incredible Flying Brick Howling Laud Hope Baron Von Thunderclap. Full consumes, I hope
Astonishing statement from Finnish FA president in which he explains that, despite reservations, he will support Infantino as he fears Fifa money will dry out if he does not - perfect illustration of how the current system is propped up by fear and bribery. Via @staniselsborg.bsky.social
Jalkapallo | Palloliiton Infantino-päätös ei ollut yksimielinen – seuroille kannanmuutos tuli yllätyksenä
Palloliiton puheenjohtajan Ari Lahden mukaan Fifan asiat nähdään Suomessa usein hyvin suppeasti.
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Having to hold it in so as not to swear at the TV in front of the kids but that was shit. Didn't turn up, didn't trouble them at all. Poor all round
Some people are going to have to hastily un-repost and delete some comments. Take a pause next time.
I think I would probably stop posting for a bit, if I were some of you
Count Binface is clearly right on this issue, perhaps his other pledges are also worthy
Chris Dillow@chrisdillow.bsky.social · 4w agoOne of Count Binface's manifesto pledges is to move the hand dryer in the gents at the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge. Here is said dryer. (Chris Mason gets £270,000pa for this sort of stuff.)
binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”
"if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him" - Rachel Reeves on Farage
Apps nowadays are bloated with AI features shoehorned in where it isn't needed. We need more of this. Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size www.theregister.com/os-platforms...
Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size
Rolling back the years and the bloat for veteran text editor
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just occurred to me that I'm going back to France on Friday and I'm going to have to explain "Count Binface" to my relatives
After thumping the USMNT 4-1, Belgium players take the piss out of Trump during their locker room celebrations, singing "YMCA" & mocking the so-called Trump dance. Soccer is politics by other means, no doubt about it.
Count Binface might have a genuine chance in Clacton and I'm here for it. #countbinface
The Royal Belgian Football Federation has published a - very strongly worded and argumented - statement after Fifa's decision to suspend Falorin Balogun's automatic ban for one year, making him eligible for the USMNT's R16 match v. Belgium. Merci à @samindrakunti.bsky.social!
starting to develop some real strong negative feelings towards the entire nation of Paraguay, and isn't that the real beauty of international football tournaments
Highly suspicious how this ref is totally ignoring any infringements by Paraguay
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
Greenwich Council will finally introduce an initial 29 parking bays for Lime bikes – and is set to sign an agreement so Forest bike users will have to use them too. Objections from residents have held up progress on a further 26 bays. greenwichwire.co.uk/2026/06/03/l...
Greenwich's first 29 Lime bike bays confirmed - with Forest set to join too - The Greenwich Wire
Greenwich Council will finally introduce an initial 29 parking bays for Lime bikes - and is set to sign an agreement so Forest bike users will have to use them too.
greenwichwire.co.uk