aggressivedickhead.bsky.social
@aggressivedickhead.bsky.social
I have diarrhea
refusing to dismiss anyone after the work meeting until I land a perfect bottle flip
discussing power and its nature with my inner circle
You guys are slow so I give you a pass
keep honking!! im sucking the driver's penits!!!
oh sure babe im "suffering" from "delusions" of "grandeur". first of all opening a theme restaurant where the waiters kill themselves at the end of service isnt grand, thats a normal dream. and second i emptied our kids college savings to fund it so its really happening. not so delusional now am i?
Oh, darling it's so sweet You think you know how crazy How crazy I am You say you don't spook easy
But me and everybody's on the sad same team And you can hear our sad brains screaming Give us something familiar, something similar
i love libras. they have a darkness…
telling my boyfriend that everything on the menu looks disgusting besides the $76 sirloin
Taurus people should never be poor.
Are you referring to North America, Central America, or South America?
Realized im low key confucian
PERFORMATIVE SUICIDE (DOMESTIC) Before Sylvia Plath turned on her oven to commit suicide, she left bread and butter and milk in the bedroom where her two children were sleeping. After Anne Sexton turned on her car's engine in a closed garage to commit suicide, she sat drinking vodka while waiting.
What should I do? I'm a frightened, fickle person
I dare you to try to cross the border
Putting redbull in a nice glass with ice and referring to it as my sweet tea