Doctor wants to give me a second opinion, okay Anthony Fantano. Get the hell out of here.
Has anyone ever noticed that every song recorded before 2016 basically sucks shit?
I fucking hate photos of little kittens sleeping in a pile together or playing with their little toys.
Germs keep washing up on the beach. The police are warning not to touch them.
I need to start giving more people a piece of my mind. I feel like people don't do that enough anymore.
Crab man… i bestow upon you, Alpha Status..
Okay so basically I'm doing a comedy show that is also a magic show and they were all just raucously laughing at my hilarious roasts and crowd work but then I switched to the magic portion of my set and I just did a hypnosis trick on them that is making them all fall asleep. It's gonna be awesome.
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it is currently august 2026 and they *still* haven't crafted the perfect salty buttery movie theater snack that can come in a novelty bucket
Bugs actually are only cute in a rug when they are extremely stressed.
All I'm saying is that if white dudes bought products there would be websites where you can buy products online...
Does Bank of America support lesbians. We haven't heard much about it if so
I almost wrote the word betweeb in an IM, that was like dodging a bullet.
Everyone thinks snakeroot's animal transformation sheet is cute or whatever, but you do realize it actually takes an entire data center for him to run it?
30 years ago today, the film CAST AWAY released in theaters. The Robert Zemekis-directed survival thriller starred Tom Hanks as the survivor of a plane crash. What is your favorite moment from the movie?
Me: Could you put the notes from this meeting into an email for the team? The Shape Recognizer: The logo for Outlook is almost like a square. Me: No offense but I thought you would be better at recognizing shapes.
Yeah no, it went great. Yeah I sold it to the lowest bidder, just like you said. ... Well I knew you said either the highest or the lowest. How the fuck am I supposed to remember which one?
[Looking at some relevant crap] Bro this shit is sooo pertinent
