hiii music production and audio bluesky :) got sick of the big box headphone correction plugins having shitty gain staging and also got sick of manually copying the autoeq csv data for every pair of headphones I own on every machine so I built a lightweight corrective VST with oratory1990s EQs :)

apt is better than pacman but pacman is more of a cunty diva

macbook nair the laptop without the hair

why do they call it lovin when you love in hard love out the butt

them is very obviously an op come on people

atproto partiful when

oldhead live sound guys who romantize the all analog days drive me CRAZY. If you don’t see graphic eq, redundancy, and noise reduction as overwhelming positives you’re a moron and a dogshit engineer and I’m quite happy I took your job

i dont think transmit is a furry rave

of course the one time I didn’t even attempt to record is the best Transmit set I ever played

boutta head to soundcheck at transmit! still got tix at the door but try to come early bc presales were around 70% capacity!

three things i suppose are very important for the target audience of mta ads: 1) preparing presentation slides 2) disciplining Agents 3) putting people in far away countries on your payroll quickly

going to the trans sex party without deodorant feels like juicing

puppy girl casting couch where she just pees on the couch

charging all the toys for transgression my room looks like a fucking data center rn

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

I got pregnant with a bacon egg and cheese at the trans Bushwick techno show and all I got was a really wet bacon egg and cheese (and there’s still tickets left!)

my face when I’m working an obnoxious ai investor show and meta just lost a shitload of money

need to hunt a deergirl in the woods and eat $6 mountain diner pancakes in a silly flannel

armpits

i transitioned to satiate my misgendering kink

imagining someone who hates trump but only for copyright infringement reasons

shoutout to the video tech that gave us all multitool carabiners earlier in an extreme act of lesbian allyship

pretty soon I’m gonna stop making armpit kink jokes that get 2 likes and start making piss kink jokes that get 1

sometimes when i go to someone's place at night i feel like their grubhub order

Why is it that elder millennial woman DJs are polymath sweethearts with otherworldly aura and then elder millennial guy DJs are sex pests with a gambling problem

highly recommend eating an ambiguous amount of weed goo and making out with ur buds at the natural history museum

I love a bad camera

found a sliver of my house with good lighting and knew what had to be done