I am on the outside edge of two standard deviations above average points scored against in my fantasy league and perfectly average in points for. It's disgusting
I'm a white blogger and boy do I have some opinions about people who don't like Twitter
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
I am very brave for not sharing unhelpful thoughts related to a video essayist
@warhammer40k.bsky.social you can hire me to project manage all rules updates so that you never again get yelled at for being stupid or accused of amateur conspiracy activities. $150k per year and your rules rollouts will be impeccable
Me normally: yeah obviously the tall beaker has the same amount of water as the wide one you just poured from Me picking a container for leftovers:
This house listing is a madness rune. It's like an I Spy, the backrooms, and one of those weird real early ai images mashed together www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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"You actually have heard this song before you fool and it's important to me that you have heard it" is worse than tv show discourse. Let's stick to football today, maybe a little baseball as a treat
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
They're doing this to me tomorrow
artnau@artnau.bsky.social · 4mo agoLa Llorona, 1942 by Raúl Anguiano
I don't care about the shows discourse. Let's try a new one: social deduction games are male pattern true crime
The amount of liquid on the table is never commensurate with the amount missing from the cup when you spill a drink and my administration will be looking very strongly into this discrepancy
Drop hints that I used to be a selfish prick but something weird happened one Christmas that caused me to change my ways
Nick Kodama 🌳👻@nickkodama.bsky.social · last mo.Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
I'd love for Love to figure out an occasional 6 yard pass instead of exclusively big shots
Kirk herbstreit is too cowardly to call lambeau "football mecca," but I'm not
Tough to say if MAHA and the explosion of transphobia around youth sports are examples of failures to see obvious knock on effects by the commentariat class or if the commentariat class sees both as benefits of our backwards healthcare and higher education systems
Me: that's a ventricular valve TSA agent pulling his hand from my chest after I made the sensor beep: alright you're good to go
Slideshare Gems@goodslides.bsky.social · last mo.
I tried asking Gemini for a good Custodes or Drukhari list using my available rosters last night. I included points for each unit. I spent 20-30 minutes wrestling with it and it never could actually put together 2000 points. Anyways, I'm sure it's just like the human brain or whatever
What if he was Truman Compote and he was a sauce or dessert made of fresh, frozen, or dried fruit cooked in a sugar syrup
Taking Dunkin donuts to the stratosphere by getting them to run an ad about how they love diversity and ends with a one-two punch of "America runs on Woke-in" and Matt Damon slapping an "in this house" poster on a window while yelling "how do you like they/them apples?"
It may be elitist but a majority of Missoulans should not be allowed to see non-Western films at the Roxy. They have proven once again that they are simply not ready for that kind of responsibility by laughing throughout Lady Snowblood 2
Metal bat is one of my favorite opm heroes because this is his super power and it's a very good bit
Jaws Slayer 🎃@jesawyer.bsky.social · last mo.i like that the concept of Rocky IV is "what if there was a boxer who was 45 lbs. lighter, 8" shorter, and had nowhere near as much reach as his opponent, but he had the power of Heart"
At first I wondered, "are these people ideologically captured like tech bro Republicans, dumb like Republican voters, or cynical like oil lobbyists?" Then I remembered this @sallyjenx.bsky.social post. The answer I sought was a simple, "yes."
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last mo.Bari Weiss has plunged CBS News into ratings calamity. —"Evening News" has posted worst ratings of 21st century —"CBS Mornings" has posted worst ratings of 21st century —And now "60 Minutes" has posted worst ratings of 21st century More in @status.news: www.status.news/p/60-minutes...
