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Ajediday

@ajediday.bsky.social

A⋅Jedi⋅Day: The opposite of a Jedi (k)night. Maker, breaker, and fixer of things. Master Slide Maker of Whose Slide is it anyway? Keeper of the Void. I make stickers. The Sticker Files - https://github.com/Ajediday/Dormant_Cyber_Pathogens

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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 10h ago

Wednesday

A seated orange tabby cat in a black garment looks impatient on a metal bench, suggesting it’s waiting to be picked up after "kitty school."

Transcribed Text:

When the human forgets to pick you up from kitty school.

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · yesterday

Tuesday

A cat in a coat and tie sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a newspaper, humorously contemplating, "I should buy a boat."

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2d ago

Monday

Close-up of a surprised cat with large eyes and a fluffy coat, reaching toward the camera with one paw.

Transcribed Text:

What my french fries see when im driving home

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sunday

A standing Bengal cat with an extended pose atop a blue scratching post, set against a beige background, with humorous text above it.

Transcribed Text:

WHEN FACING COMPETITION FOR RESOURCES,
KITTENS FROM THE STREET WILL ENGAGE
IN BRUTAL RAP BATTLES

Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 4d ago

Some EDRs stop thread hijacking. But @sentinelone.com invented a new attack class: line hijacking.

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 4d ago

Saturday

A cat dressed as a police officer with sunglasses and a police hat peeking out of a car window, with fields and a blue sky in the background.

Transcribed Text:

License and registration, right meow.

DEF CON @defcon.bsky.social · 5d ago

The wait is over. Meet the #DEFCON34 badge! It’s the creation of hardware superstar Bunnie Huang, and it features his open-source, fully inspectable #baochip. What will you make with yours? www.wired.com/story/defcon... #defcon #badgelife

The New Defcon Badges Pack a Unique Open Source Chip That Doubles as a Security Key

Created by legendary hardware hacker Andrew “bunnie” Huang, the badges for this year’s famed security conference aim to push the boundaries of security and transparency.

wired.com

Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 5d ago

It’s Mardi Gras in July, Les Junkions! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social are goin’ south with Walter Hill…but will they make it back alive? Enjoy a little SOUTHERN COMFORT with us! RskT now and we just might bayou a drink! www.spreaker.com/episode/sout...

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 5d ago

In only one week!!! #WSIIA #DEFCON #DEFCON34 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrN6...

WSIIA Trailer Defcon 34

YouTube video by Ajediday

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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 5d ago

Friday

A white defibrillator cabinet displays a cat inside, with a humorous caption above it stating, "He'll make biscuits on your chest until you feel all better."

Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 6d ago

Today's episode of Breach Please is live. @secitup.bsky.social and I talk about Hacker Summer Camp, strategies for getting the most out of it, AND making it through in one piece. If you know someone attending @defcon.bsky.social for the first time, please share this with them. youtu.be/KYFeXwGLE9E

July 30, 2026; S0:E6 - Hacker Summer Camp Survival Guide

YouTube video by Breach Please

youtu.be

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 6d ago

Thursday

A small orange kitten in a bubbly sink, wearing a cowboy hat, with water running from the faucet.

Transcribed Text:

"don't mind me pardner, just havin' a lil spa day"

Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · last wk.

In our first "life happens" episode of Breach Please, @secitup.bsky.social and Jake talk about the potential impacts of alert fatigue and how they may have contributed to a DHS hack. Then they talk duress passwords for mobile devices: are they appropriate for enterprise use? youtu.be/wf-O8c9dfoY

July 29; S0:E5 - Probable alert fatigue endangers DHS collaborators and duress passwords.

YouTube video by Breach Please

youtu.be

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · last wk.

Wednesday

Three cats sitting on a light blue blanket, with a white cat raising a paw in the center, as if asking a question.

Transcribed Text:

He has a question.

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · last wk.

Tuesday

A fluffy kitten sitting on a light wooden surface, with text above and below stating, “I am opposite of artificial intelligence” and “I am genuine stupidity.”

rand0h @akacki.net · last wk.

Last chance to preorder the Whose Slide Is It Anyway 10 Year Anniversary badge! Shipping available within the US & pickup drops during @defcon.bsky.social. Gonna close orders Friday and take the leftovers to con. wsiiax.myshopify.com

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · last wk.

Monday

A gray tabby cat lies on a blue surface surrounded by crumpled toilet paper, looking at the viewer with a startled expression.

Transcribed Text:

LONG STORY SHORT...
YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · last wk.

Sunday

A group of cats in a cluttered room, with a light-colored Siamese cat holding a cigarette in the foreground. The caption humorously suggests these cats are part of the "wrong crowd."

Transcribed Text:

Signs your cat is running with the wrong crowd.

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Saturday

A curled-up tabby kitten with blue eyes rests on a striped blanket, looking sleepily at the viewer.

Transcribed Text:

"But it's too early to unroll just yet."

Rob Fuller @mubix.com · 2w ago

The certification board for CCU has failed me, it's not been sending out certifications since early 2025. That's been corrected and if you are missing your certificate you can retrieve it from certifiedcheckboxunchecker.com and please feel free to back date it. Apologies for the outage.

Certified Checkbox Unchecker

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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 2w ago

There’s a lot of buzz this week! Brian & Cargill are joined by @davidweiner.bsky.social (IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS) to violently dissect one of the most important horror films ever made Who will RsKT THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE episode? And what will be left of them? www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Friday

A fluffy cat lounges on a café counter beside a cup of coffee and a glass of water, looking relaxed.

Transcribed Text:

When you’re on your lunch break considering not going back

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Thursday

A fluffy, light brown cat with darker markings is sitting in a garden, mouth wide open, surrounded by green grass and various plants.

Transcribed Text:

"I don't know what this cat is going through but I can relate."

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wednesday

A dressed cat sitting in a cardboard box bar with a Smirnoff bottle and a lemonade pitcher, offering lemonade and vodka. Signs indicate prices for the drinks.

Transcribed Text:

He just trying to make da monies
LEMONADE 50¢
VODKA and a BLUNT ADD 20.00

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tuesday

Collage of four images featuring a fluffy white cat: yawning, being held contentedly, sitting with legs outstretched, and lying flat on a table.

Transcribed Text:

"This cat is my spirit animal"

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Monday

A cat with human-like hands sits on a bed, looking thoughtful with its paws pressed together. The background features a window and plants.

Transcribed Text:

Yes, come in. Close the door. How do I say this?

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sunday

A white cat with black eyes sits on a beige surface, holding a plastic model of two clasped hands.

Transcribed Text:

Interesting

Hacker Jeopardy @hackerjeopardy.bsky.social · 3w ago

[BRIEFING AVAILABLE] hackerjeopardy.com TEAM RECRUITMENT STATUS: OPEN TIME TO VOLUNTEER: NOW #DFIU // cc: @defcon.bsky.social

Cover page header reading TOP SECRET in orange stencil above HACKER JEOPARDY! in bold black block letters, on a cream background with a thick orange border… classified only in the sense that it hasn’t started yet.

Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 3w ago

Saturday

A large cat lounging in a sink, displaying a disgruntled expression, with its front paws on the edge.

Transcribed Text:

"Just in case u were having a bad day here's a fat cat in a sink"

Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 3w ago

We won’t Kid, man, this week things go in-ZANE in the membrane! Luckily, Neill is at the wheel. Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social honor the late, great Sam Neill as they set sail with 1989’s DEAD CALM! RskT now before this episode is lost at sea! www.spreaker.com/episode/dead...