A.K. Browne

@akbrowne.bsky.social

Author, mama, caffeine enthusiast. WIP- Fool’s Gold querying now! WIP- AToBH currently drafting

#AITA for Setting Up A Fake Wedding Agency? My 3 friends & I began sabotaging the weddings of our former high school rivals by creating a fake wedding agency. Once a wedding went to shambles, we ran like hell & skipped town. TL;DR #AITA or is karma really that bitch? #UnhingedPit #A #WF #R

a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf around her head is driving a car .

ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf around her head is driving a car .

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#UnhingedPit Side Characters in Dreams (a.k.a. #F “Altered Carbon”) ☀️The Sun is a Lady 👁️ 👄 👁️Kintsugi porcelain doll (life sized and ALIVE): Creepy Speaks in riddles? Of course. Love her anyway? You betcha. 👩🏾‍🦱👠Elegant (and slightly thirsty) librarian/BFF Stupid Men™️ Pitch: song titles as the hook🎶

Spotify screenshot of a playlist titled Dreams No Mortals Dare. Description is “Gothic blend of horror, romance, and fantasy ~90k words. Standalone. Querying now.”
Songs:
Oops!…I did it again by Britney Spears
Car Crash by Three Days Grace
Wife Beater by The Plot in You
Breakin’ Dishes by Rihanna
A Raven by Shawn David McMillen
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
That Was Weird by Paul Mangan
Time to Sleep by 1000 Years
Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD
My Sanctuary by Lord of the Lost
In a World of My Own from Disney’s animated Alice in WonderlandA Spotify playlist. Songs:
Lilith by Halsey
Porcelain by Baby Bugs
Living Doll by John Eddie
My Only Friend by Ill Spector
Happy? By Mudvayne
Happy to Be Here by Wookiefoot
In My Dreams from Broadway’s Anastasia musical
When I Wake by Justin Hurwitz
Ain’t Got No Money by Justin Townes Earle
Starving by Jessie Paege
my husband hates me by citrusmilk
Who’s That Knockin’ At My Window by Those Darlins
Creepin Creeper Man by FunnyMike
Scary Hot by RalphA Spotify playlist. Songs:
When He Speaks by Anna Miriam Brown et. al.
POE by Ruger, BNXN
He’s Not Real by PansyVibes
First Nightmare by Stahlfrequenz
He Won’t Leave Me Alone by GMWA Mass Choir
Fuckin’ Up My Shit by Jay D
ROT by WesGhost, Jutes
DECAY by Jordan Adetunji
Get Rid of Him by Dionne Warwick
U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer
Now I’m going crazy by Halfdead
Takin’ Pills by Pistol Annies
Flirtin’ With Disaster by Molly Hatchet
A.K.A. by CBC Story, Jaxaxe, Antknee
Raven Man by The Allen Sisters
I Am Not A Cheater by CR2 RUNITUPA Spotify playlist. Songs:
It’s Because I’m Dreaming by Finique
And I’m Scared by Cyanotic
Just A Bit Horny by The Oracle of St. Vincent
Mostly I’m Just Scared by Amy Bezunartea
AHHHH by Blanco y Sancho
Spiders by System of a Down
Headache by Motionless in White
Who Am I (What’s My Name)? By Snoop Dogg

Larger text at the bottom: Edgar Allan Poe x Alice in Wonderland x Nevermore by Kelly Creagh

For fans of Danny Phantom, aaangst, Scooby-Doo, cellos, Anakin Skywalker, arson, Anna Dressed in Blood, biiiirds, This Savage Song, the power of friendship, Underwood Tapes, being insecure, Batman Beyond & betrayals! Read about how Denny becomes everyone's problem. #UnhingedPit #YA #H #DF #Q #LGBT

A meme with the top being Frodo as Guitar saying "What are we holding onto, Denny" and the bottom is Sam as Denny looking at Frodo as Guitar with a molotov cocktail saying "It's called a Molotov cocktail ad you're gonna want to throw it fast."The darkest timeline meme from community. The top says "Sebastian: *seeing the future*" then below is the mess of one person putting out a fire poorly and spreading it and says "Denny starting fires" then the fire says "Problems made worse by Denny" there is a group of people huddled around a person who was shot ad it says "Denny almost dying (again)" and then someone watching from another room it says "Guitar pining for Denny"
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13 Going on 30 x Anna Karenina x Good Luck, Babe! in space Kitty's boy drama devastation accidentally launches her 12 years into the future. There she finds herself married to no other than Kostya Levine yet thinks she might've been in love w/ this one woman all along. #UnhingedPit #NA #W #LGBT

A poorly photoshoped image of the moon and Earth featuring the main character from 13 Going on 30 wearing a pink sleeping dress on the moon underneath a moon cave habitat in black and white in the sky there is a space station and a woman gasping with big pointy boob astronaut gear as she floats away.

An anti-capitalist workplace comedy where an unlikely duo use personality tests and mind games to find contestants who want to win a one-way trip to Mars in a reality TV team competition. But the only person they can agree to launch into space is the techbro showrunner. #UnhingedPit #A #LF #HA

two muscular men’s arms clasp hands in the epic handshake meme. the text on the dark-skinned arm reads “neurodivergent Black woman academic”, the text on the light-skinned arm reads “well-meaning white lady reality TV casting director”. both join hands with the text “launch that knucklesucker into space”