I refuse to do any actual work at my job

The doctor said I had terminal Rockafeller Skank. When I asked how long I had left, they said “Right about now”

Gonna introduce my nieces to the Metroid series, because my girls need a strong girlboss rolemodel

Will google and Apple Maps rename New Mexico now? Where do they draw the line?

THAT IS NOT A NIPPLE

One of the best things about being an artist; I can draw Hamtaro whenever I want.

Figured I’d stream Transformers Devastation in memory of the GOAT twitch.tv/akgaimer

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last mo.

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85

RIP to two of the best to ever do it

First Dolly, now Tim. Grim Reaper really pissing me off this year. Maybe get the OTHER guy who was in Home Alone 2?

I guess this is a good time as any to mention. Dolly's Imagination Library has locations nationwide to provide free books to young children, and if there's a local branch to you to check it out/encourage the young families in your life to sign up for free books. imaginationlibrary.com

FUCk! Not Dolly!

breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".

I have voted, and in doing so; I have obtained Vast Political Power

So I’ve been liking the new Ghost in the Shell

All those actors better keep their goddamn names from ever getting out, because they should be blackballed from the industry.

Ultima@ultimashadow.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I knew that AI Darth Vader shit was gonna come around again eventually, we do not collectively hate Tim Sweeney enough.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Aaron is travelling a bit.@teirersias.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Either I’ve made a new friend, or a powerful enemy.

I’m gonna attempt to summon my people. Baa Ram Ewe Baa Ram Ewe

Art I spend hours, even days, trying to make it look cool: A couple views and 1-2 likes Art I spent 2 hours on where the punchline is a dick joke: 10000 views and likes and a few death threats. Make it make sense.

Twitch... could we like not have these features on by default?

Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...

Net Zero has taken a bit of a twist.

@littlekuriboh.bsky.social is going by ‘Bea’ now. Good for her. I hope my brain doesn- “𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗕𝗢𝗛”

WHY DID THEY LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE TEXAS ROADHOUSE ROLLS!?

When life gives you lemons Bite into that shit like an apple Life is pain

Bruh, what?