Alanna 🏴

@alannablack.com

Steely Tran. String botherer, horrible machine elf, swears, may spit. Bei Gott ein Gräuel. Current stuff: https://linktr.ee/alannablack Full archive in pinned thread.

Mr MacLeod, who kicked the crap out of my mate Surbjit and screamed racist abuse at him while he cowered in fright on the geog classroom floor. Mrs West, who found me kicking a ball inside and battered me to the point that my mother, no stranger to handing out violence, complained to the school.

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among the things I need to take care of this month are getting the electric bill in my name and covering any back payments that are due (a few hundo), signing up to get internet service installed here so we can all get online again ($100), and covering water and garbage for the month ($130)

I refuse to charge rent or require payment from them, since the goal is to help them rebuild their lives and that's harder if you're struggling to pay bills, but this means I have to cover hundreds of dollars in bills and rent myself; anything folks can contribute helps, even small donations!

Hi, it's the gays' month now and that means you should send gays money to help them survive! I'm currently housing 3 otherwise houseless trans folks outta my own pocket and can use help covering the bills cshapp: Razorgrrl paypal.me/razorgrrlrec...

Pay Razorgrrl Records using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/RazorgrrlRecords and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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They go to such trouble in sci-fi with energy shields and stuff, but in the real world, you'd just make spaceships out of material impervious to laser damage, such as my facial hair.

it's been a while since I've promoted my own music, so if you haven't already, give my tunes a go, will ya? $5 to own an hour of conceptual prog metal, but it's set for unlimited free plays anyway and I'm happy to give out download codes 🧛‍♀️🚀 rubyrockatansky.bandcamp.com/album/the-va...

The Vampires of Vulcan (Seven Sisters Saga Vol. 2), by Ruby Rockatansky

13 track album

rubyrockatansky.bandcamp.com

Not sure what response was expected from the person not once but twice invading my mentions to cape for Euan Blair but the block button seems insufficient to the occasion.

this is devastating and its horrific that it's by no means a rare one-off aberration. horrific abandonment and complete refusal of any accountability is the norm rather than the exception in our public services and so many people are being forced into appalling situations of desperation

The Londoner@londonermag.bsky.social · 2mo ago

In November 2023, police discovered the decayed corpse of Tracey Turnell in Walthamstow Market. She had no phone, job, passport, friends or lovers. There wasn’t a single photo of her. It was as if, in her far too public death, she entered the public record for the first time. Who was she?

Another massive "W" for the moderation team here, clearly keeping us all safe from the forces of evil by handing out a 2 dayer for the square root of fuck all. Just beyond words.

Some fucken nonsense, in between clicking on barely legal bongoI got permission to use it, sit down

If Labour were really desperate to get Nigel Farage's phone reported to the security services, surely they'd just disguise it as a Times journalist?

It's easy to take the piss, but you shouldn't underestimate the low cunning of even quite basic ties. The stripey ones you get in rowing clubs have been known to corner the unwary and steal their inheritance and I know at least three silk efforts doing big numbers as findoms.

Moose Malloy@spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I've managed to avoid this issue by working in a university for a decade and learning that half of the academics I used to deal with were deeply, fundamentally stupid people just like everyone else - see for example for very senior academic who got trapped in a photocopier by his tie.

Oooh, I made new lists, just for being mildly snarky! It's a great outcome, but I've been working hard in training and at the end of the day you've just got to take your chances and have faith the result will come, massive result on the day but it's just one match etc MLs are such babies.

"Oh but this asshole is my special lucky asshole, my little chotchky anus, he's just a little baby, he's not like the other assholes!" Oh yes he fucking is.

Milburn says Ofsted system needs to change so schools incentivised to stop pupils becoming Neets. He's gonna suggest skip tracers or bounties for ears soon.

Alan Milburn, demonstrating the capabilities of his new "Tiger Feet" taskforce. He commented "You cunts aren't so NEET now, are you? Try the tiger light shit, I fucking dare you."

It's tempting to respond to Labour banning social media for young people because kids are up all night on their phones with "Huh, it was records and books in my day, would they ban those too?" and I want you to temper that urge with the knowledge and understanding that they absolutely fucking would.