when the person who cuts you off in traffic has a dented bumper and it’s like oh so this is like a regular thing for you, huh?

i have a 30 dollar steam gift card. what should i buy from the summer sale? for reference, games i have and love: sims, stardew, rdr2, botw, tiny glade, planet zoo/coaster, house flipper, civ vi, balatro, unpacking, fields of mistria, cities skylines

fae are just vampires (immortal, hot and/or creepy) without the parts that make them cool (angst over lost humanity, blood). but booktok isn’t ready for that conversation.

new year, worst me

officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"

I love getting bitchy about something inconsequential at work as if I’m not actively wearing a Santa hat and eating cookies.

i love the holiday season. i get so much fulfillment out of making treats for all my friends, family, and coworkers so that i can spread a little joy and more importantly fish for compliments about my superior baking skills

had a dream my mom told me to take ozempic. surely there's nothing to psychoanalyze about that.

you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.

shout out to the christmas season for keeping the glee cast on the radio when no one else will

thank god i live in the modern day and with access to effective medicine because if the melodrama i can create over some nasal congestion is any indication, i know my ass would not have handled contracting consumption with any level of decorum

“The logic of despair isn’t for me.” — James Baldwin

AI didn’t write your favorite book.

A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)

i was holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity when i was 13. queer media better catch tf up

If there’s one positive to take away from the Trump cabinet picks, it’s that you should never, ever be afraid to apply for that job you’re under-qualified for. Literally anything’s possible!!!!

to really bring back the old twitter vibes can someone just recreate and repost horse_ebooks tweet by tweet and we'll all just collectively choose to forget that it ended up being fake

went to trader joes at rush hour just to feel something.

Animal Crossing. And Resetti is about to tear me a new one after my brother pressed the reset button because he’s mad I won’t give him a turn.

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2y ago

The Nintendo GameCube was released in the US 23 years ago today 🎮 What game is loading after you hear this? 🤔

i just finished rereading the original 5 percy jackson books for the first time as an adult and what i've learned is that middle school me had great taste and that annabeth chase is forever and always my number one best girl. now onto the heroes of olympus books, which i've never actually read!

this series as a whole is deserving of endless recognition, but most importantly, if jacob anderson's delivery of the line "meow" doesn't merit an award, than i don't know what does!!!

Interview With The Vampire Fanpage@iwtvupdates.bsky.social · 2y ago

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky #iwtvnews AMC started a Critic Choice Awards #FYC campaign for ‘Interview with the Vampire’ in following categories: • Best Drama Series • Best Actor, Drama Series — Jacob Anderson (cont.)

when a book/movie/tv show/etc explores the concept of humanity through a non human character. yeah, that's the shit.

I’m forming a parasocial relationship with the small owl who lives in the tree outside my window.

it’s so important to have a little kitty in your house

live look at me rn:

honestly kinda with I had a brain worm. seems like a good excuse to have on deck.

“surely THIS social media site will be good for me” we all say with baseless optimism

As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too

anyways stream interview with the vampire on amc +

hi. here's my obligatory get to know me lists of interests: books: fantasy, historical fiction, classics, memoirs tv/film: interview with the vampire, succession, severance, heartstopper, pride and prejudice (2005) games: the sims, stardew valley, planet zoo, zelda other: baking, cats, history