i unironically want a hot dog real bad american has activated me like a sleeper agent
the way i need to leave this marriage but have not gotten one singular job interview in over a year is honestly humbling and beyond depressing
for a few brief, exhilarating hours i thought things might become fergalicious again. more fool i!
going thru my 2011 computer and finding this meme that i saved at 12:47 am on nov 7th 2012 😞
editing a print manuscript is hell because i’m making notes and moving on without having made the changes so im just…aware of the cumulative tally of things that suck
my kid keeps watching these hyper realistic cake videos and i go “no WAY is that cake” and he smugly says “just keep watching 😏” and i scream like my entire worldview is shattered every time
if you’re vegetarian wouldn’t you actually be scared if the boyfriend has beef
yes i am in paris on my parents’ dime, yes i am paying for it in other ways, for example i have to sit at the same table when my stepmom asks if their bread has gluten in it
i’m on new migraine meds that are used off label for weight loss and i’m low key pissed cause like…i wanted to finish that
this is why, when we win, we gotta win all the way.
Julie O'Donoghue@jsodonoghue.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe Louisiana House voted 78-14 for a bill to transfer Confederate monuments that have been removed to state parks, where they would be on display again. Lt. Gov. Billy Nungesser said this is about moving monuments removed in New Orleans in 2017. #lalege lailluminator.com/2026/05/11/l...
my episode of snapped is going to be about when my husband comments about me housing an entire container of hummus as a meal for the last time ever
may first, 2026–my potato crops have failed. they do not succeed in a bucket under a leaky hose faucet for irrigation
when the end is near by phoebe bridgers plays in my car it should notify my car insurance
Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
i read a book in my genre this week and i’ve been talking myself away from the ledge ever since it’s so good i want to quit
We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats. (We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)
The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ InfoWars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo
Love wins.
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god this guy rules. he says "I'm going to fix this" and then just goes and does it. really humiliating for every other mayor honestly
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 5mo agoFor too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism. buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Sherlock Holmes Is Finally Free To Be Gay
I recently watched the utterly ridonkulous TV show Young Sherlock, which takes some delightfully strange liberties with the character of Sherlock Holmes....
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love being in my 40s eating 800mg ibuprofen for breakfast is very cool actually
Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹
OpenAI is shutting down Sora AI platform 👍 Disney is exiting their $1 billion investment 👍 variety.com/2026/digital...
all my adult life i’ve worked retail/hospitality/customer service with the anxiety of a person being hunted for sport, and since working at the professional level (?) with a bunch of academics it’s like a vacation