Since June last year I've been hyper focusing on bands to be a "top listener" of aka drive @pizza4prez.bsky.social insane by listening to nothing else. Since March I've been diversifying my portfolio. Anyway @themountaingoats.bsky.social congrats & you're welcome for the gold record lol.

Some new Magic cards coming specifically targeted to @thefamouspaul.bsky.social @heyscoops.bsky.social

Jason Fanelli@jasonfanelli.com · 3w ago

Final reveal: just art, but Masters of the Universe is coming to Secret Lair!

Thatsa biga boy!

Remember The Hobbit is about 15 guys conspiring to murder a billionaire because he stole too much money and then a sixteenth guy who was not even involved shot that billionaire because he just knew it was the right thing to. Class solidarity, you know? There also was a bear.

What if the scaffolding guys pull a heel turn and take Kennedy's name down instead.

Yeah, I know ball

ok @bsky.app this is unacceptable, gotta get it together where gifs are concerned.

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

Generation lead theory undefeated.

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling.

We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

theverge.com

Happy Nonbasic Lands are Mountains Day to all who celebrate tonight.

Damn dude has good form.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 5mo ago

For over a month, NYC nurses stood firm and refused to accept half-measures. It was a privilege to join them on the picket line then, and an honor to join them at the bowling lanes to celebrate their victory with a few mores strikes.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

theonion.com

just choked on my beverage

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Barely got to use any of it

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Confirmed www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/s...

@jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social I want you to know that I loved your Shadow of the Marmaduke joke that got trampled in 1267

Goddamn that's so fucked

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 8mo ago

"Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE."

Yep, that checks out.

Day 74 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Day 73 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Oops, all Velmas..... And a Scooby

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!

Surely things will only get more sane now, right? Right?

Doing my part to upset RFK and getting my COVID and flu shots.