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New readers are advised that this Introduction makes details of the plot explicit.

so i got some cool wide-leg trousers from a charity shop and dyed them at home (a nice toffee colour) but unfortunately when i put my raincoat on over the top i look like a north korean general in dress uniform

two north korean generals at a ribbon cutting ceremony

don’t really want to do jason arday discourse, but it’s tangentially interesting how much the case brings up the strand of scholarly output that now gets archived through recorded talks, transcripts of zoom q&as, and institutions holding and shaping those digital objects

Re the Emily Wilson discourse - her Dad (A N Wilson) was the king of literary feuds. A good family tradition. Best one was his feud with Bevis Hillier who hoaxed him into including a fake letter in his biography of Bejteman where the first letter of each sentence spelt "AN Wilson is a shit".

the moomin valley police wear british policemen’s helmets, implying that moominland was colonised by britain and is potentially part of the commonwealth

me at 10am, scoffing at the warnings about getting sunburn from reflections off the water even if you wear a hat me at 7pm after spending the day on a boat: well, isn’t my face red

in my #boardgame 🫍 COMRADE ORCA 🫍 you and your friends play a pod of vengeful killer #whales taking out billionaires' yachts. It's kind of like coop Battleship, but you can only use whale sounds to communicate! And yes, you get to wear a salmon on your head. it's in dev now, crowdfunding next year!

new eurosnack, this time from north macedonia (delicious, the absolute minimum amount of wafer to maximum amount of filling possible while still maintaining structural integrity)

stixis wafer sticks filled with lemon cream