Next time you get your “ass handed to you on a plate”, just be thankful that they managed to fit your ass on a plate
J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock
@alids74.bsky.social
Live in the UK, fan of Chicago Bears, Harlequins RFC, MotoGP and being excellent to each other.
“The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls." ~ P Picasso
RIP my dad. Who passed away this morning surrounded by his family. Bye dad.
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Hello all - I'd be tremendously grateful if you could help spread the word about a small Scottish tour I’m doing. I’m taking my ‘Bad Mood Rising’ show to small-ish Scottish towns that often get bypassed on tour schedules. Any shares would be hugely appreciated. Thank you so much!
⚠️The 300 Starter Pack Challenge⚠️ 💁♂️Can we get 300 💙Blueskiers💙 in here, 300 likes, 300 shares, and 300 comments by 9pm tonight (about 12 hours)? Let's go! 🥰
Everything crossed for Lindsay Vonn. Awful crash.
Location: near Tesla's flagship London store in Tottenham
It's a scary world right now. But I've just seen the new Muppets Show. They're a little different, Kermit is a little different but then so am I. The magic though is still there and maybe for those of us who remember them from before, it's just what we need.
Old wisdom: Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide. John Adams, letter, 15 April 1814
Old Wisdom: If anyone feels secure, satisfied with what he thinks of as his established position in life, he is a fool. The forces that control our lives are as unpredictable as the behaviour of idiots. There is no such thing as certain happiness. Euripodes c.415BC
Before I sink ever deeper into my bottle of christmas rum. Merry Christmas to you all. I hope you all have a wonderful time.
If Matt Eberflus isn’t fired tomorrow, then Poles should also be fired at the end of the season
Any other Bears fan wondering how they're going to find a new way to break our hearts?
There are numerous choices I could make that would harm my physical or mental well-being, and fortunately, I have family and friends who would stage an intervention and try to save me from myself. Except for being a Bears fan. I'm on my own with that.
England’s Ellie Kildunne named World Rugby women’s player of the year
England’s Ellie Kildunne named World Rugby women’s player of the year
* Full-back was top try-scorer in last season’s Six Nations * South Africa’s Pieter-Steph Du Toit wins men’s award England and Harlequins full-back Ellie Kildunne has been named World Rugby women’s player of the year. The 25-year-old was top…
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The procession of 'fun-but-dumb' stuff being built on Bluesky continues - this site reads out every swearword posted here in realtime. Very much a fan of the slightly-emotive voice model used here (you can really *hear* the frustration), though not convinced 'boobs' counts swearsky.bagpuss.org
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Bluesky profanity, as it happens
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To any Bears fans out there still hurting from Sunday, trust me, worse things happen in sport. In the blink of an eye you can go from ecstasy to having your heart torn out, pissed on and then handed back to you with a bow on it like it's a gift.
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