Altalyra
@altalyra.bsky.social
She/They | Lemuria Hub's No.1 Cartographer | Artist and programmer that sometimes tries to make games
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
Petition for the collective to stop moralizing "meta" and "off-meta" and perhaps stop using those terms as personality traits or descriptors as a whole and we instead just play the video game.
The current state of the meta is provoking me to just take a break until this paint paint paint bs winds down, its genuinely unplayable for me and i would rather not play pen
I feel like the several sagas of people picking up v96 for a week and then dropping it is the perfect summary of why I particularly despise this meta. The stuff that is good right now is so low effort, simple, yet highly rewarding to the point that it's more interesting to look at how clips go wrong
Rule 1 of tournament etiquette: Please don't check in to a tournament unless you are actually ready to play the tournament. Being late to your set doesn't just delay that set but the rest of the tournament. Everyone else shouldn't have to wait just cause your team is unable to be there on time
Honestly after the buff Dynamo is such an interesting weapon - it's still really difficult to use but all its attacks feel impactful now, and knowing how & when to use each one while managing its ink consumption creates so much room for skill expression and interesting gameplay... ...in salmon run.
Idk if I'm crazy for this but I think this meta might be the least fun state s3 has ever been in
not subtweeting i promise but something thats been on my mind a long time is that people think splatoon has to be like other esports. it doesn't. I love our scrappy little community and the fact that we're so grassroots and tight knit
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...
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No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct thescallop.ink/article/no-m...
No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct
A crushing blow for those anticipating news about the DLC.
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some of yall didnt play vs damage up dynamo and it shows this gun is not fun to play against why did we hype the buffs i hate this
BREAKING NEWS: To no one's Surprise Version 11.0.0 does not Include Significant Changes www.nintendo.com/en-gb/News/2...
What’s new in the Splatoon 3 – Version 11.0.0 update?
Check out the latest tweaks and additions included in the latest free update to Splatoon 3.
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The Splatoon Beginners Academy has allowed many new players to get a feel for the competitive scene. We sat down with Ariikitty to talk about her experiences in Season 0 and what it's been like to play on a team. Check it out at youtu.be/NlTei-xFRng
Splatoon Stronghold's Lead Streamer Talks About Their SBA Experiences
Ariikitty is Splatoon Stronghold's Head of Stream Production and a player for LessThanThree, a team formed through the Splatoon Beginners Academy. We sat down with Ariikitty to ask about the…
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Thank you so much @splstrong.com for having me on to talk about the SBA! It was an amazing time and I hope others find it as useful as I have youtu.be/NlTei-xFRng?... #compsplatoon #splatoon
Splatoon Stronghold's Lead Streamer Talks About Their SBA Experiences
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The moment in question: (Pancakes pov in replay mode)
LessThanThree<3@lessthanthree-spl.bsky.social · 10mo ago@p4ncaks.bsky.social - "Windows Key... Period." @altalyra.bsky.social - Missed the tower with the GG Booyah @tahos.bsky.social - 29% participation 71% playing with the cat @ariikitty.bsky.social - "Erm, can you lock tf in?" @itsn-a-m.bsky.social - Jumped into a 1v4. Won.
After just under a year of playing comp, we won Bronze Bracket in Shark Tank: Homeland Edition #4! Thank you to @itsn-a-m.bsky.social for playing with us as a sub, and GGs to all the teams we faced!
Signups for Season 5 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open! Learn more or apply today at www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
Another showcase another time I’m impressed by how well teams come together after only 6 weeks in the academy. 100% the best way into Comp Splatoon and I can’t recommend it enough to those looking to start taking part in tournaments. #splatoon #compsplatoon
Splatoon Stronghold@splstrong.com · 11mo agoThe Stronghold Beginners Academy Season 4 Showcase is now live! You can watch the live stream on Twitch and YouTube to see these new teams showcase their skills! YouTube: youtube.com/@splstrong Twitch: twitch.tv/splatoonstro...
I added a third circle because I'm such an overachiever :3 (that and cooler slander is my passion)
Ariikitty@ariikitty.bsky.social · 11mo agoScrew your special tier lists. I want to see people's special venn diagrams on what specials are not only good but actually fun to play (this is highly a personal opinion and I am smooth brain)
Screw your special tier lists. I want to see people's special venn diagrams on what specials are not only good but actually fun to play (this is highly a personal opinion and I am smooth brain)
Here in X Rank Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the ttek region. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the takaroka, rather than risk your entire queue time for just 1 game tick less lag.
Ckk@ckk312.broadcastbeep.com · 11mo agoParkor Civilization but Splatoon X Rank
go follow @distinktspl.bsky.social and @lessthanthree-spl.bsky.social :3
DistInkt@distinktspl.bsky.social · 11mo agoDistinkt placed 2nd at Splat Vibes Vol 3! So so happy with our performance, we're all delighted with 2nd! GGs to everyone we played we had lots of great matches, thank you so much to everyone who supported us it was awesome, and a massive thank you to everyone who made this incredible event happen!
Distinkt placed 2nd at Splat Vibes Vol 3! So so happy with our performance, we're all delighted with 2nd! GGs to everyone we played we had lots of great matches, thank you so much to everyone who supported us it was awesome, and a massive thank you to everyone who made this incredible event happen!
