💩 🧵 CDC has confirmed 1,947 cases of cyclosporiasis across 9 states (IL, IN, KS, KY, MI, OH, OK, PA, and WV) linked to iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms de Mexico. CDC is investigating an additional 5,100 cases Data suggests >1 outbreak and >1 source What can you do to protect yourself?
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OG AltGov. that’s now here. ANTIFA General.
Let’s see if you tell us where the money from your t-shirt sales truly go or not. Fucking grifter
Let’s see if Susan Collins stands by her “concerns”, or if she folds like she always does.
Off topic but on brand… 🧵🧵🧵 FUCK ICE! You Nazi fascist can come gargle my balls! It has been reported again that Fucking ICE is scouring online for haters. Source: WSJ share.google/8mXo5aHPx5d2...
How ICE Is Weaponizing Social Media Against Its Critics
The agency says its surveillance program searches for threats to agents, but critics see free-speech infringements.
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⚠️ ICE/DHS is creating a humanitarian and public health crisis by concentrating people into camps in inhumane conditions Find out about ICE in your area: www.detentionwatchnetwork.org/take-action/... Find an org near you that’s fighting back: www.detentionwatchnetwork.org/membership/d... 🚫 🧊
Organize and Advocate to Abolish Detention
Across the country, people are uniting to protect immigrant family members, friends, coworkers, and neighbors. ICE’s detention centers are everywhere, which makes federal policy a local issue in communities nationwide. Detention Watch Network advances federal advocacy to end immigration detention and supports local member and state-wide campaigns through information sharing, strategy development, public education and communications.
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Reportedly??? Really? Reportedly??? Fucking hell, be better
RFK Jr's CDC reportedly scaled back foodborne disease tracking last year, removing cyclospora from mandatory reporting. The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025. Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states. "Make America Healthy Again."
Good morning ppl! Did Moderna pay a big enough bribe? Source: NPR share.google/5njwylhlfKWH...
FDA weighs a new kind of flu shot based on technology RFK Jr. has questioned
The FDA is poised to render a decision on Moderna's mRNA-based flu shot, which could be the first of its kind to market. The decision is expected to reverberate throughout the biotech industry.
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Ohhhhhh what news source did you steal this reporting from? Fucking grifter!
The Trump administration may have agreed to scrap the proposed $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund, but there’s a major loophole. The order rescinds the fund for now, but it may not permanently amend or terminate the underlying settlement that created it.
Good thing this doesn’t affect you of your grift!
This hasn’t gotten much attention, but it should. While everyone was focused on Schedule F, the administration created something even broader. On July 30, a new OPM rule took effect that creates a second way to fire federal employees outside the normal civil service process.
Truths inspired by news I've seen tonight: 1. Making a trailer is not making a show. 2. It makes no sense at all to expect everyone to be above average. 3. Being in ALL CAPS does not make it more true.
Good morning ppl! If you go into the fire zones in Washington/ Oregon areas. Wear a N95 mask, don’t touch anything without gloves. Wear shoes you can throw away and if you just drive through, wash your car after you leave. The heavy metals and chemicals will be above safe exposure levels. Hugs!
📈 The summer COVID surge has started and cases are on the rise, particularly in the South. ✅ If you have risk factors for progression to severe COVID illness and have symptoms, get tested 🧪 so you can get treated 💊 COVID treatment decreases risk of severe illness and hospitalization
After a few months of mostly sticking to banal news updates, the Alt National Park Service is going back to their conspiracy LARPer roots.
Holy fucking shit!!!! You did it! You fucking did it! You posted an article and didn’t claim the opinion as your own!!! Great job you grifting asshole! Slow clap…. Slow clap…
A win and a loss. At least Trump’s proposed slush fund is gone. Sens. John Cornyn (R-Texas) and Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) announced they will support Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general after Blanche said he would formally scrap the administration’s proposed “anti-weaponization” fund.
Has the Gov paid the electric bill at the White oak campus? Ppl are asking.
Mario Power Outage
Alt: Mario Power Outage
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Good morning ppl! This was some wild performative bullshit!
RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
It must be embarrassing for @altnps.bsky.social to always recycle news like it’s their own, so they can sell shitty ass swag for théir fake as fuck charities, in a scam to grift the public. Or maybe not? Once a bitch, always a bitch.
It has to be embarrassing to be MAGA after spending weeks blaming “vandals” for the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool damage, only for the Trump administration to admit in court that it was caused by a “flawed installation” by the contractor.
AltNPS constantly steals from journalists, so I made a list of those journalists. Give the list a follow, and you'll have a solid list of real news sources. These writers deserve your attention!
Next they are going to find out the earth is round and try to haul in Captian Planet for the next hearing!
. @altnps.bsky.social days are numbered. Across the country, communities are learning of the grift . Thank you to everyone for not falling for it, blocking this grifter and telling others about théir scamy ass actions.
Flock cameras’ days are numbered. Across the country, communities are removing them city by city. Thank you to everyone who is standing up, speaking out, and fighting back against their expansion. Here’s the cities that have fought back and won! Denver CO, Austin TX, San Marcos TX, Evanston IL,
The Alt National Park Service somehow managed to name the wrong Olympic canoeist here, which I guess is impressive. Most people can't name two Olympic canoeists in the first place, let alone mix them up. The correct canoeist is David Hearn, as in the doc AltNPS linked to, titled "HEARN FILING."
Here’s some good inside the office Fuckery we can all relate to that is currently going on inside the FDA. 🧵🧵🧵 Yesterday the Office of Digital Transformation (ODT) started to send out emails regarding HHS Cyber training.
Typing Fast
Alt: Typing Fast
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Good morning ppl! It’s Federal Fuckery Friday… I’m not gonna lie, this week has been literal shit. The Fauci hearing brought back so much trauma. To everyone that was on the front lines with us, we will be ok!
Friends: Chandler and Joey Hug
Alt: Friends: Chandler and Joey Hug
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Are you putting this advice on a shirt? #Askingforafruend
ICE is still refusing to follow through on its pledge to equip its officers with body cameras. Their goal is without body camera footage, accountability becomes much harder. If you witness an interaction, remember to keep your camera rolling and document what you can safely.
Who wants to get together, eat some popcorn, and collectively cry while watching HEIST? 😭 Good night, friends.
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HEIST - a documentary about the Trump Administration's DOGE and its dismantling of federal agencies and purging of federal employees. Director Rebecca Cammisa.
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Mamdani has got some fucking swag! She only makes me Sandwiches for my trip home🙃🫠
Oh no, not your mom’s pied-a-terre!!!!!!!