Alton Free

@altonfree.bsky.social

Spanking, tighty-whities, embarrassment nudity....most of the cliche kinks.

"How well are things going that you can spare time to be upset about trans kids in sports? How does banning trans people lower your gas or grocery bill? How's it pay your rent or help you buy a house? How's it provide you healthcare?" This is what you ask when someone brings up trans issues.

Opening for some commission quickies! Quick $20 stories! 600-700 words! Fast turnaround! Specialize in anime/cartoon/video game/comic book hunks stripping and SPANKING each other! "The beefier the rear, the redder it's gonna get!" If interested shoot me a DM! andheressomeexamplesofhunks

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In fairness, I have not seen the puppet episode of Strange New Worlds (I gave up Paramount for political reasons). But I'm betting the Venn diagram of people who claim to like it and the people who swear Die Hard is a Christmas movie is a perfect circle.

If you had told me a week ago I'd be snoozing Jack Laugher for any reason, I'd have slapped your face. But the boy has been posting the three exact same videos over and over for the past two weeks, and not even those quads are worth seeing them again any time soon.

Ludicrous that I can't buy the original Silent Hill game on Steam or anywhere. It's 2026! All media should be accessible at all times! The Limewire Martyrs died for nothing!

Prison search by Mitchell of mitchmen blog. The new prisoner, a first time offender, was given short shrift by the Guards who were looking for a new mule for drug deliveries to the other inmates.

Aquaman and Green Arrow may be crime fighters, but that doesn't mean they're mature. A childish argument between them leads to Batman stepping in to sort them out like he should have a long time ago... with the aid of his trusty Bat-Paddle. 'Batman's Best Friend', a Batman: TBATB fic! Link below ⬇️

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Woke up with this image in my head of the Duke boys from the episode where they got their clothes stolen (look it up, kiddies). May have inspired a story where the results are a little more corporal than they were on TV. Stay tuned.

Bo and Luke Duke naked in the General Lee

I did not attend a No Kings rally today mostly because I was feeling a little under the weather, but partly because I suspected I'd encounter lots of guys wearing basketball shorts, and I can't see a guy in basketball shorts without wanting to pants him.