UMMM. So I just found out ants milk aphids????? And farm them? Vertiginous finding honestly. Who else is out there milking things I didn't know about. WHO ELSE IS GETTING MILKED?
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can't believe explosive diarrhea got our beautiful boy 😭
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 2mo agoLindsay Graham died lol
I feel like this happens constantly?? Can we get better Bee Truck Guys?
"New Donk City is kind of like New York City but without the commercials!" - my small child, describing the difference between Mario Odyssey and times square
My kindergarten child from the backseat, contemplatively: "in video games, if you die, it's not so bad. Because you can restart. But in real life you can't restart so if you die it's REALLY bad..." Poor kid lol, I think his brain just came online. Rough.
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
Counterpoint: I am not traumatized nor exhausted by this. I am traumatized and exhausted by the shit these people are doing to all the rest of us that invites these things to happen.
Clara Jeffery@clarajeffery.bsky.social · 5mo agoOn CNN SE Cupp saying what we're all feeling: The constant violence against politicians, against media, against everyone is so traumatizing and exhausting to constantly be exposed to and cover.
I just found a magnatile that looks like calcifer 🔥
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
Very disrespectful to talk about our brave astronauts this way.
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT UCONN JUST PULLED OFF OMG DUKE CHOKE JOB 🐾
So how long do we think it takes before ice shoots someone at the airport
Looks like musk hasn't been able to update mechahitler just yet.
He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "snowball fight." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and gave me the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, 'til I said, "And creating a nuisance," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time
This is why hockey players should be hot and gay. If you aren't a hot gay you need to do another sport. Leave hockey to the Real Men (hot and gay)
I'm hearing people on the news starting to talk like GPT. I just heard a sitting senator saying "Americans should flag that, not give in to hand-waving" and I can't tell anymore if they had their talking points written by LLM or they have AI Rot brain and that's just how they talk now
Learning so much today. Like how Elon Musk gets a horse to suck him off, for example.
This closing ceremony is gay (derogatory) when it could gave gay (complementary)
