"huh I wonder if I should try and rope anyone into time together- shit wait I already have things to do today, fuck" A tale as old as having shit to do

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People will really say "oh that's my sister/brother/mother/etc" about a partner they're going to break up with and cut absolutely all ties with in 2 years

I love that every few years we go through this cycle of "cringe culture is bad" and then we find a new thing to accept is Actually Cringe until enough people get socially murdered to make us realise we fell for it again

i made this piece for my indefin8tly dead we8 comic and it's genuinely one of my favor8 things ever. i got it literally framed and sitting on my tv stand, here's a sh8ty across the room picture of it.

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It doesn't get much bleaker than the US Army offering four days of GTA VI in exchange for several years of additional service aftermath.site/gta-6-united-s...

let me put it this way. either you're capitalizing on a hit trend you're appealing to nostalgia or it's so old no one remem8ers it and thinks you're original. there's no 8ad time to express an idea.

I think it's crazy how easy it is to fall love with me :3 I strongly recommend it :3

Chat would it be hot of me to post personal information that's been run through encryption to see if any of my followers can decrypt it I won't do it, I know better, but like would it be hot

I think I should study various transposition ciphers I've looked into a couple substitution ciphers (still trying to wrap my head around the enigma machine) but I think it's important to know multiple ways to make this shit work, and how to break it if I don't want it working

calling something "traditionally masculine": implies the common consensus surrounding something 8ut does not impose something as factually so, merely noting the default associ8tion and implies it can not 8e masculine. calling something masculine: i do not like you, go drink the sh8t under the sink.

I feel bad asking about this. It is not a need in the slightest. Next week I'd kinda like to grab a birthday dinner with my partners, and though they'd usually cover, our money situation has, not been good But, my situation is also, not great Prioritize need, obviously, but paypal.me/Aldia19

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MISSING: Veronica Age: At least 1 Height: Hopefully shorter than you Weight: Up to your imagination REWARD: -$5 If you have any information, please either reply to this post, or shove it UP YOUR ASS (an extraction team will be deployed at your expense)

I feel like there are just new 50-something bald white guys spawning every day that have retroactively been publicly and proudly involved in crimes against humanity for decades

I curse your favorite artist with feeding their entire archive to an AI so everyone associates their artstyle with AI and starts hating their actual art as a result

perks of a fat boyfriend (silly doodle)

Never gonna make jokes about Sun Tzu ever again. Turns out rich failsons really do need to be told things like "remember that not feeding your soldiers is bad." www.ms.now/money-power-...

USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed main U.S. base: Rohde

President Trump continues to say that Iran wants to make a deal to end the war and that the U.S. has control over the Strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile, the president downplayed concerns about the condition...

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What if I had a plushie of you and sent you videos of me squeezing its head too tightly

"tehee spicy scenes hehe unalived teehee corn" u have let the heartless machine of capitalism dict8 ur words and by extension ur thoughts and reduce u 2 marketably safe content in exchange 4 algorithmic viability u have sold ur soul 4 attention free urself from the algorithm in your mind or die