Nobody has ever paid $18 for a spritz. You pay for the rent on the patio. And the table, chair, bartender, glassware, dishwasher, and infinite etceteras.
Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
Don’t talk to me unless you’ve edited a Wookieepedia page.
If not hell, why life feel like a joke played by demon?
we need a cycling caper movie with a chase scene here
Sundance@sundance.bikesky.social · 2mo agoThe famous Amsterdam Central Bike underground parking station
I’m late to the game on Batman Gargoyle of Gotham but I still want you to know it’s amazing.
Is Born to Raise Hell by Motörhead actually a pop song?
MAKE THE MUMMY BREAD DRINK THE BOG BEER FUCK IT, MAKE CORPSE YOGURT AND DOOM PICKLES AND MONSTROUS MARMITE NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
This is going to make me look stupid, but I'm telling anyway because I can laugh at myself. I was either 16 or 17 and I was with my cousin who wanted to take us to Manhattan because he was (IS) a million times cooler than us and we were bridge and tunnel people.
The DC Homos@dchomos.bsky.social · 2mo agoOk let’s see the memories…. Happy Pride Month!
I always like check in with my library to see how those Shadowdark books are going. They've had three copies for at least six months, and I've never seen less than two checked out at once!
"We are pleased to inform you that after several decades of constant (if often subpar) operation, you have finally crossed the threshold from 'garage sale junk' to 'retro memorabilia.'"
Your Body Is Now Considered Vintage
“We are pleased to inform you that after several decades of constant (if often subpar) operation, you have finally crossed the threshold from ‘garage sale ju...
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Made a 2nd Swampwater Blaster for my buddy. And yes, I’m ready to open the most pretentious Bluetooth speaker Etsy story ever.
If you pronounce peter thiel’s name correctly you are part of the problem.
Furious with the lack of gay pride emails in my inbox for corporations and tech startups.
Over the past six months I’ve been working on a cross country move, downsized my parents into a retirement home, had shingles, and I’ve generally been the lowest I’ve ever been. I’d like something to blame, and that thing is AppleTV’s show Your Friends and Neighbors, the worst show ever made.
Hypothesis: if you reduced Benedictine with honey and blended it into an equal part cognac, you’d have something as good as and as expensive as Chartreuse.
I miss being able to order a Mojito. Next time I’m in a bar with something clarified, I’m gonna order one and see what happens.
Realizing one reason I go to dive bars is to listen to music that sucks when played through an iPhone into an EV.
Die young or live long enough to become a high school history teacher.
To truly celebrate Memorial Day, support funding the VA.
To truly celebrate Mother’s Day, do your own invisible labor.
To truly celebrate the Kentucky derby, write a thesis on the values of a wealth tax and print it on a giant hat.
To truly celebrate Cinco de Mayo, get your Mexican friends together and go beat up French people.
To truly celebrate Star Wars day, troll a gatekeeper nerd on the internet. #LiveLongAndProsper