Clip the studio sends with Affleck to 'Late Night' has him dramatically revealing that LAPD are "in the mayor's pocket!" which...yeah. The elves are in Santa's pocket I suppose. But this expression is typically used for an unexpected arrangement.

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If I don't use gen AI I'm gonna get left behind but that's cool, I've really enjoyed the dire consequences of being my most authentic self & living a life true to my values so far.

Just spitballin, which is more plausible?: 1) John Oliver & co are gullible/irresponsible enough to take the bait & spread a big company's advertising on HBO for free. B: That last segment was an undisclosed PAID SPOT. #WakeUpSheeple

"...YOU may be a candidate for justice," says this late night class action ad. But actually, there are no conditions. We are ALL candidates for Justice! Actually, I am inventing a superhero who says this. The Defender, too obvious? Too plain, presumably taken, really. The OBJECTOR. I Object!

lol "my mom is already tired!" the way Pedro is increasingly imagining his daddies' roles in his mother's life is concerning to say the least...she is not choosing them!

Can you take a swing at who said THIS classic baseball quote? "First off congrats to those guys over there too, it was a heckuva fight but this team just hasn't quit all year long & thank goodness we came out on top this time, it's just awesome man." tick tock tick tock You got it. That was Ty Cobb!

Fuck the Cleveland Guardians til they're under new management, imo. Glad that old name's gone but never seen any reason to forgive going with it 22 years before the reluctant switch.

I think a really fun thing to happen could be Yankees fans get their dream, Aaron Boone is fired. And finally, the DeRosa era is upon us...

So here are the AstroTurf Rules for anyone needing a refresher. Well I mean Rays currently play on Shaw Sports Turf obvi, but probly a lotta the same concepts apply you know.

John Sasso!

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last yr.

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

Don't describe your behavior as "manic" to sound cool & fun if it's not medically so. That's appropriation of my people's storied culture man!

I'm bewildered when people complain about commercials because idk they just kinda don't register. Alone I usually mute & do other stuff but even if I'm watching with someone and they wanna talk about one. Sorry I just didn't see/hear that can't help ya lol.

What's the fireworks scene in Cleveland like, such that it's worthwhile for this Phantom Fireworks to be advertising on the Guardians' outfield wall at this time? No I dig it, gotta keep those dogs on their toes!

I gotta stop buying 'The Show' on release day...I don't play all year cause I'm watching the actual Real Thing, just play when I miss it, so wait for the sales yeah? Besides, Ken Griffey Jr invented the perfect baseball game w 'Ken Griffey Jr's Winning Run' for SNES, so there's no need anyways, duh.

So true we DO lol. Less urgency than many queer identities I think cause we know the stakes are lower. No one's gonna kick us out of their lives, some won't even know what we're talking about. But I still felt so welcomed, my life changed in ways I had no idea to expect! ...What, basketball you say?

Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social · 5d ago

Aces come out with the urgency you'd expect

I decided not to move forward with ECT. I couldn't shake this feeling I got from the doctor at the consultation, the way he talked to me was so wildly inappropriate I can't trust him with my care. Condescending, impatient, incurious, lacking empathy, even just mean. And he's my only option somehow.

Thank goodness. I despise both organizations but no baseball til Sunday just couldn't be allowed to happen!

Here's the one thing I still don't understand: since no one knows there's a b to start with, you can actually cut the WHOLE section about taking out the b. Just go straight to Dumocrats, really have this thing movin at a good clip. Brevity is the soul my man!

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MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 6d ago

Oh no, the WNBA is in Desperate Need Of Common Sense! Just saw it on the lower third of this guy I never heard of's show that auto-played after Fox postgame, seems p legit. (doing NLDS and NLCS w a series of 3-day trials, those fools will never catch on to me and my l337 hacker skillz hahahah!!)

Don't say "final four," like yeah it's numerically correct but it's not something we say in baseball. It's already abundantly clear this is not what you really do.

"I guess I'm feelin froggy"!! New one for me Waino peppering in for sure.

San Diego Padres pitcher Mason Miller left the team before a key game to be with his wife who is expecting the couple's first child, yeah isn't that great? Analysts say he's the first player this year to clinch a Postseason birth. ... a Postseas--ok WOW. Did better in rehearsal but no, you're right.

You'll never succeed when it really counts, fallen so far from His grace.

AndrewF@andrewflincoln.com · 4mo ago

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam, Jason.

I love that the Oakland Ballers are sponsored by BART! Can the Mariners wear a Metro Bus patch? (Yeah Link would be our closest equivalent but people already know that's cool 😅).

Red flag: men who start bar orders with "I'll do a..." Anecdotally 💯 but also just conceptually right? This is a guy who ain't askin! He just Does. People around him are there to aid in his Doing...at best.

It’s always big tiddie goth girls — medium tiddie goth girls never get the praise we deserve

“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”