And Drew
@andrewtappan.bsky.social
🚍🚊🚲🏉 bike mech. fmr. political hack, linux nerd, sometimes writer. central ohio, mostly.
In the afte- this, congress should create a bunch of useless cabinet positions: Secretary of Pro-Wrestling and Fighting Sports, Secretary of Nutritional Supplements, Secretary of Cool Imaginary Space Stuff, Secretary of Reality TV, so if they regain power, the idiots can have 'em and do no damage
The richest person in the world, an avowed white supremacist, today again posted "the next step is getting rid of 'source code' entirely and just making an efficient binary directly with AI" because he has no idea how anything works, not even the basics of industries he is in.
We don't: want nazis and psudo nazis and almost nazis and conservative view points that are really nazis, or "just asking questions" because they're nazis. We do: want an edit button.
What food/s could you eat over and over and actually not get tired of?
I rode my bike to the pub - as as close to a pub as I could get to in a few blocks. I got chicken wings and a pint. I rode home. I didn't get killed, or even yelled at. Today was a good day.
The Justice Department is using federal conspiracy charges to sweep up ICE protesters. Some legal experts worry the agency is casting too wide a net to prosecute political activists who oppose the Trump administration's deportation agenda. n.pr/3TyDYsK
The DOJ is increasingly charging ICE protesters with criminal conspiracy
The Justice Department is using federal conspiracy charges to sweep up ICE protesters. Some legal experts worry the agency is casting too wide a net to prosecute political activists who oppose the Trump administration's deportation agenda.
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GOP Rep. Jim Jordan on alleged spouse and child abuser Max Miller: “This is a family matter. I know Max is a good man. I hope he wins re-election.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/u...
You laugh, but this tweet is the head of the CDC now.
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d ago
I now live in a neighborhood where people yell “SLOW DOWN!” at cars from their porches and … I’m so very happy about that.
Dude is a five year old, and an obnoxious one at that. “Me me me me me”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "They attacked my house Mar-a-Lago, where I live. Big damages should have been given to me."
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Therapist: “you cannot control other people’s behaviors “ Me, a political operative: but thats my job. That’s like my whole reason for existing. Therapist: here’s a box of cards that show you yoga stuff.
This is the relative Bilbo tries to keep out of the part at the beginning of Jackson's LOtR. Only without the charm.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.Breaking News: Ross Douthat, The New York Times opinion columnist, is joining CBS News’s “60 Minutes” in one of the first major hires since Bari Weiss’s takeover.
The reason you don’t want to ride your bike to [work/school /the bar/yoga] is because you can’t. The reason you drive is because you have to.
I am 36 (working)hrs into renovating a 140yo victorian home with the help of my 2yo dog and my 70+yo inlaws. Ask me anything. Disclaimer: all responses will be "Gin & Tonic"
Private equity is a cancer. Read this if you cook or eat.
Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still worth buying.
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Speeding in your car to work, to pick up your children from school or to go from one errand to the next not only wastes money in gas and sends harmful emissions into the air, but it barely saves you time, according to new research. https://nbc4i.co/4wVefJu?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
England and France are both playing like lads who forgot their wife's anniversary, the difference is England still thinks he can save the day by spending the months wages on flowers and choccy and France knows she's already left with the kids for his in laws house
People aren't "imported." They move. When people, were imported, that was called slavery, and it was very bad. If someone is using "imported" to describe someone who looks different than them moving in, there's a real good chance that they're the kind of person who doesn't think slavery is bad.
I have a joke about Bacchus, but i'm too wasted to remember it...
jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 3w agoI have a joke about Athena that sprang from my head fully formed
Vague posting: I’ve never been more angry that these chuds effectively killed the CFPB.
And now we see why he wants to sell HFT companies earlier access to his posts. Corruption at the speed of light.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat a graphic. @cnn.com $NVDA $TSLA $AEO
can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete
Welcome to hour three of me trying to explain to my dog that we can't go to the dog park 'cus Canada is on fire.
