I'm delighted to announce our new Economic Adviser. He supports our plan to privatise the NHS, is looking forward to leaving school and recently celebrated his first wank. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is next level - and I’m SO doing this next time!

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2mo ago

When we book seats at the cinema or theatre and it won't let you leave a single seat, we reserve that seat using another device, buy the seats we want, then abandon the single seat. Not only do we get the seats I want, but we usually get an empty seat next to us as well.

“Human skid mark”

Craig Michael Bonney@craigmbonney.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The latest from Deportman Road.

FFS #NFFC

Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 7mo ago

according to (Opta) Nottingham Forest's last four games at the City Ground: 88 shots 126 touches in the opposition box 6.4 xG 1 goal scored

Thank you @talksport.com for still calling it ‘MAN of The Match’ 👏

Happy Valentine’s Day @gerrybarnett.bsky.social Let’s keep on being weird together. It’s my favourite thing ❤️ #valentinesday #love

Gimme Gimme a winger from Sweden! #NFFC

#NFFC

10am pints 🍺 😮‍💨🤣 #NFFC

You know what. A couple of years ago, a lot of going to see #NFFC versus Liverpool would be getting to see players like Salah play. I’ve just realised I’ve not had even given this a second thought today. Just the thought of wanging my scarf over my head at the end singing of Champions League #COYR

@ChelseaFC drop 2 points @Arsenal drop 2 points @LFC drop 2 points We couldn’t, could we @NFFC ? #NFFC

Most clean sheets in the #PremierLeague this season: 7 - Liverpool 6 - Arsenal 6 - Everton 6 - Manchester United 5 - Nottingham Forest

Take a bow son. Genius predictions. #NFFC 🤣

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 2/20

🔴🌳 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗥: Nottingham Forest are amongst a number of clubs interested in Juventus midfielder Nicolò Fagioli, Juventus are asking €25M for the 23-year old dubbed the new Pirlo. #NFFC [@tuttosport]

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20

Same. Clearly not the only one!

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2y ago

If you're the selfish fuck that doesn't put the divider after your shopping on the checkout, mine is going immediately after yours, so you panic and think you're going to end up paying for mine.

THE BIG SIX #NFFC

Just waiting for the announcement that Gregg Wallace has been given his own show on GB News...

How can we end your weekend off on another high? #NFFC #DCFC

👀 #NFFC

Imagine supporting a football club which plays in a soulless, flat-pack arena on a business park? No, me neither . . . #NFFC

Beating #LFC isn’t for everyone #NFFC

👋 @x

Fave brewery. Just don’t mention it’s in #Derby 🤨

Absolutely! 3 #NFFC players. And rightly so!

Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 2y ago

Do you agree with Alan Shearer?