Andy Boggs
@andyboggs.bsky.social
Just trying to stay off twitter and get my kids back.
The same people saying gen AI is inevitable also said the metaverse was inevitable and before that that mainstream VR gaming was inevitable. Do those things still exist? Of course. Did they live up to the insane hype of the people pushing them? Fuck no.
Since contracting cyclospora, the "born to shit, forced to piss" tattoo right above my butt suddenly makes a lot more sense.
When your partner forgets their phone at work, it's important to lie in bed and exclaim "man I love my phone, there are so many fun things on my phone, I'm having such a nice evening on my phone!". Meanwhile they have to read a book or sit with their thoughts or some shit.
“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin
George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’
SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ...
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People defending Taco Bell as if it hasn't been causing diarrhea for literal decades.
Had a dream that there was just a normal guy whose name happened to be 'Jack Sparrow' and his life is ruined.
Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
A reality show where they gather a bunch of teens who want to be influencers but then just force them to learn Fortran.
"Just because we're Australian doesn't mean we know King Gizzard, but in this case yes, Stu is my cousin and we owe all of our success to them." - Every Australian Band
FF7 Rebirth has way too many fucking mini-games and I am absolutely determined to beat every single stupid one of them and I am furious while thoroughly enjoying myself.
I just want to know where to buy Chinese cigarettes.
blaine@jblainefoster.bsky.social · last mo.need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
Really wanted to love Pragmata, but after finishing it, I'm a solid "meh".
Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”
Widow's Bay will soon replace air as the thing we all breathe to stay alive.
We saw you from across Valhalla and really dig your vibe.
Heard a statistic that 9/10 developers are using AI to code. I've been a professional engineer for 20+ years. I have never used AI to write code. I guess I'm 1/10.
Optimistic nihilist considering a move to straight nihilism.
I see the talentless chuds have started calling it #synthart instead. It's definitely more concise than "I ask a computer to steal art and then make it worse" and they're still fucking losers, but it's nice of them to self report.
“grit” really is the most unbalanced and overpowered character in advance wars. you can knock out half the war room maps by just spamming artillery
When you've eaten as many exotic animals as David Attenborough, living to 100 is just the beginning.
Reached the point where my relationship to the Internet is that if I see an ad I just close the entire browser.
Sabrina Carpenter steps on the OpenAI dais, the crowd quiets. A curtain falls, revealing an enormous button labeled "no bugs, hallucinations, or child porn". She hesitates, then-turning to the camera- winks. She presses the button. Cheers erupt. People get their jobs back. The Dow hits infinity.
The Resort baffles me. Never heard of the show or seen it advertised and stumbled onto it through Cristin Milioti's wiki page. The first few episodes are extremely good, then it faceplants the finale so hard it's like the writers all died and they just had to film something and get out of there.
May 4th is our anniversary and no, we chose that date by accident, we're not fucking weird.
