Happy 12th anniversary of the day Kim Jong Un visited the lube factory.
I'm pretty sure these are randomly selected by a bot, but still...
Hourly Father Ted@hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · yesterday
Tragic to hear about Rod Liddle, and how it was only a short illness
"If you have children, put your salvation jacket device on first, before you put on theirs. I think there's a top-up tube. Blow in the tube if you want. Or not. I hear they're pretty good tubes. The best tubes"
So the Telegraph is all for longer lunch breaks, better work/life balance, publicly-owned utilities, cheap public transport, rent controls (I could go on)..?
Leo Hickman@leohickman.carbonbrief.org · 7d agoThe Daily Telegraph has raced through all five stages of climate denial this week. But this is, perhaps, the most ridiculous column so far: "Without minimising the severe downsides…especially on some poorer nations, many in Britain would enjoy the kind of warmer climate predicted by modellers..."
Everybody has one. A big drawer in the kitchen that's so rammed full of miscellaneous gubbins, you can equally find anything and absolutely fucking nothing at the same time
I'd like to forward myself for the role of "My Friend Billy"
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
"I can't believe you've got a special dining room just to eat Chinese in"
Andy Parmo@andyparmo.co.uk · 2w ago“Listen Burnham, you little shit. I’ve heard your plans for the north. Don’t think for one second I’m going up there, it’s fucking awful.”
What do you call a Spaniard in sandals? Felipe Flop It's called joke repurposing, actually
Can't believe Buckingham Palace has a special dining room, just for eating Chinese
I preferred it when the players just ate oranges and smoked a fag at half time
I have half English and half Spanish heritage. So tonight, I've cooked a big 'Biryane Espagnole' and will be rooting for España to kick some cheating Argentina cunthole arse. And that's not ruddy swearing or misogynistic language.
My baseless and unhinged conspiracy theory on Ann Widdecombe's murder: Reform are losing popularity. So Russia has paid a loner to take her out, in the guise of a "leftist plot" This would only be less plausible if Farage had not been simultaneously wanging on about personal security for weeks
Hublot's off. Rexona has been brought on
Angle Victoria@anglevictoria.bsky.social · 2y agoThey're bringing Hublot on
I'm in Italy and some of the restaurants have a QR code so you can browse the menu in your own language
Social media exec: "It's a great video. Great ad for our brand. But why haven't you randomly put "POV" at the beginning of the title?" Content person: "Because it's not a POV style video. It wouldn't make any sense" SME: "But POV right? It's the future. Can you make a flash mobs?"
FIFA stands for Federation of International Footballing Acronyms
Maximum Power: A Blake’s 7 Podcast@maximumpowerpodcast.com · last mo.We've redecorated here at Maximum Power, and to celebrate we've introduced the Blake's 7 Title Card Generator. Wow your social media followers with a searingly topical title card inspired by a 48-year-old television programme. #Blakes7 maximumpowerpodcast.com/title-card/
Starmer is now effectively a caretaker prime minister. Which means that he'll be sitting in the broom cupboard at Number 10 smoking fags, watching porn and occasionally coming out with a rusty bucket of sawdust whenever somebody's been sick in the corridor
BREAKING - Keir Starmer has quit Microsoft Outlook, because it's acting a bit flaky this morning