Hey guys, Perez Hilton performed self-harm and may have attempted a suicide on TikTok and screenshots are flying around, so if you are sensitive, go put "Perez Hilton" in your mutes right now.

sales tax is already nearly 10% in my little town and the state is majorly in the hole as it is. not sure why they tried to push this extremely unpopular idea!

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 19h ago

Missouri voters have overwhelmingly rejected Amendment 5, the GOP-backed plan to phase out the state income tax and replace it with higher sales taxes

MISSOURI AMENDMENTS 4 AND 5 TOTAL W

Had to distract myself a bit so I made another thing in Blender I may have had some inspiration from a friend @anna-belle.bsky.social

No, you are not a movie director because you were able to describe your idea

I painted a floppy last night

Absolutely thrilled that I finally got around to this 🙌 I've had the idea forever! /// #floppydisk #retrotech #retropc #painting #90s

TikTok video by 🎤 Anna Belle 💾

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My husband and I were talking about the character Anger from Inside Out, and this popped up on our TV with Google's synthetic voice talking over it No one said "Ok Google," I didn't press a button on the remote, and my phone isn't connected to the TV

Getting in on the baby screentime discourse early My official position is "I think it depends" (1 y.o. here)

Abysmal replies smh (Alamo's early morning screenings are sensory friendly) I love this picture

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2d ago

is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson

no one wants to get off their ass and make a FutureSex LoveSound anymore :(

This explains why I'm not making as much as I used to (35% of my views are from countries other than these)

i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"

The baby boy in my dream last night had better be identical to my due-in-September nephew because I miss him 🥲

-amirite -bit rot -cyberbullying -exogen -social networking

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Doom and Loom #floppydisks

Hey why is Ariana Grande's face popping up when I leave tiktok comments

there's a girl who follows me who constantly takes soft jabs at me no matter what I do and tries to argue about anything at all! stop it !!

just searched up "giles corey's theme" instead of "guile's theme". ama

The secret to making GK3 look and play beautifully is to play it right after Mask of Eternity.

I love our enduring floppy disk coalition

@gloriouscow.bsky.social · 7d ago

Also, another nod to @anna-belle.bsky.social Being only 2", this is by far the least floppy of all the floppy disks. And yet, it it still says "Floppy" on it. Stay mad, haters.

The rest of these are too disturbing to post but this is part of an "diagram" I came across on Facebook

There's a million reasons not to use Facebook, and a lot of these groups are people posting their terrible AI images of what Kings Quest would look like if it sucked, but every now and again there's a beautiful gift

Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants@mrshiddedoopants.bsky.social · last wk.

Witnessed a murder on Facebook

I know someone with a *slightly different* lettuce parasite that can spread person to person and she doesn't know how she got it. Omg

I told my husband that direct primary care makes me feel like I have some kind of socialized medicine Unlimited access to my doctor, showing up and getting my next pill bottle without having to do anything, no insurance processing so I get everything at wholesale prices (like $7 blood tests)

Responding to a joke comment and only 5% of replies recognize that it's not serious so the jokester gets dogpiled (many such cases)

Bad Teacher I Am Yoda: Iconic Scene

Alt: Disappointed Yoda from Empire Strikes Back

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Imagine going through life expecting that everything should be geared to your personal knowledge base. I think everyone I follow here occasionally says something I don't understand or makes a reference I don't get. That's how you learn!

One of my most annoying traits is how impatient I am with eating. I already take a long time to eat so I avoid most things that take a while to chew or things that aren't calorie dense (fruits and veggies!) Getting enough cals for energy is tough for me unless it's fast food

Waiting forever behind a car in the drive thru but I'm not mad because the car is bright purple