Blue Prince be like all statements written in blue are true except if they are written in a red room or off the statement contains a colour with the letter b or is written on a red envelope with in the meth lab in which case reverse rules 5 and 8 to figure out if the statements made by men are true

We're at the zoo today and she's been losing her mind since yesterday about the fact that the zoo has, among other things, racoons

Unsolicited dik dik

There’s an answer to this: He was “one of them” and therefore a “real person” rather than all the disabled and queer people he attacked. We don’t count. So the fact he hit women and perved on children is more acceptable than the rest of us having an opinion…

A Mere Solicitor@ameresolicitor.bsky.social · 2d ago

If “he took no prisoners” then why should any of the many people he targeted in life be expected to? Seriously; why is the rich, racist, white misogynist who was homophobic, transphobic and a bully while telling everyone that he wanted to sleep with 14 year old children, entitled to priority?

I was so real for this meme

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · last yr.

i looked a bit more closely but it's hard to tell anything right after dilating lol will check things out when i take a shower later lol

broth b4 hoes@antinoe.prettyfem.me · 2h ago

so weiiiiiiiird, my labia seem to have changed shape a lot recently??? it's been 10 months 🤯

it's so fucked cause like, shit were so bad and gross in the 90s and early 00s the culture was *rancid*

Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica]@thatdoll.online · 5h ago

millennial nostalgia is becoming the new boomer nostalgia and it's SO cucked

so weiiiiiiiird, my labia seem to have changed shape a lot recently??? it's been 10 months 🤯

no but the 3 frames of panty shots in my KO animation would still get me picked by perverts 😊

Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 21h ago

if you and all of your bsky mutuals were in a fighting game together do you think you'd be at least somewhat tournament viable as a playable character

i opened the door for this delivery like the start of a porno wearing only my cute nightie 🥲 the driver never sent the message saying she was on her way!!! i wasn't ready!!!

being an infertile woman is not and has never been a privilege fyi

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EJRI@ejri.bsky.social · 21h ago

bunny

Pokopia 2.0 where are you 😤

no but the 3 frames of panty shots in my KO animation would still get me picked by perverts 😊

Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 21h ago

if you and all of your bsky mutuals were in a fighting game together do you think you'd be at least somewhat tournament viable as a playable character

moon prism power, make up ! 🌙💗✨

summer heat

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A message to trans + people in the UK. Carry on using the facilities you feel most comfortable in from tomorrow. Your comfort matters. Your right to exist in public life matters. The guidance is completely unworkable and it will fail!!

hey man do you wanna go out to a bar and the servers assume im your son and we're celebrating my birthday and we don't correct them and then right before we leave i hop into your lap and make out with you to the onlookers' shock and horror?

Not lost on me that Singal is reduced to sputtering "Doesn't that make you furious?!" Because of course it's the rage that he trades in, not information. This is a bizarre piece of writing. Transphobia is a weird cult.

Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social · 2d ago

I wrote an article that made this point. Jesse Signal got so mad, he created a bizarre fantasy version of me and declared me incompetent entirely based on his own imagination. All because I made the same point as Kevin Kruse.

tenez j'ai fait un schéma pour expliquer un truc à un collègue à propos de l'économie de l'attention et je me dis ça peut servir :

i don't think @innuendostudios.bsky.social understood john wick as good as i did in his new video essay ):

broth b4 hoes@antinoe.prettyfem.me · 12mo ago

i watched john wick with mitildide

i'm naked gf with big tits and yakitori flavor chips

EJRI@ejri.bsky.social · 2d ago

I am in the middle of trying to find a shiny male Hisuian Basculin before midnight when the outbreaks reset, and my beautiful naked girlfriend feeds me Yakitori-flavored chips (not asked for) as I get attacked by yet another Bombirdier So how is your day going ?

I am in the middle of trying to find a shiny male Hisuian Basculin before midnight when the outbreaks reset, and my beautiful naked girlfriend feeds me Yakitori-flavored chips (not asked for) as I get attacked by yet another Bombirdier So how is your day going ?

i don't think @innuendostudios.bsky.social understood john wick as good as i did in his new video essay ):

broth b4 hoes@antinoe.prettyfem.me · 12mo ago

i watched john wick with mitildide

also, an observation- i'm just sayin; it's always been white cishet ppl who tell me i'm being unfair and stereotyping of mormons every trans ex-mormon who's ever seen me talk shit about the church's only criticism has been "you don't know the half of it and you could stand to be a lot meaner"

i did a round of depilatory cream, and now my body is oiled up with body moisturizer like i'm a forgotten raw chipolata left over in the july sun on the grass next to the barbecue

creamed all over! from neck to toes! twice in 20mn! but it was not sexy ):

Rod Liddle’s dead: • He can’t sue you for libel, defamation or the rest. • His admission of guilt to assulting his domestic partner to obtain a police caution makes the claim he was a domestic abuser reasonable regardless. • He can’t perve at 14 year olds either.

Elizabeth Taylor@elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 2d ago

So let me get this straight - in the eyes of gender critical activists, a trans woman using a toilet/changing room, like we do in every liberal democracy in the industrialised world are irredeemable predators, but an (alleged) domestic abuser who is also homophobic and misogynistic is somehow ok?

35 year old lesbians will be like "I know just the thing" and it'll be a summer vegetable mix from Picard surgelés