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Piers Morgan “Mohammed, do you condemn the Hamas attacks on October the 7th?” Mohammed Hijab “Yes, I do. Do you condemn Israel killing over 1000 kids?” Piers Morgan “I believe Israel has a right to defend themselves” That answer should be on the tombstone of his career.

Pizza report: youngest child left one slice out of 6 and only one crust. Contrast with previous pizzas when she left 0 slices but 5 or 6 crusts. Conclusion: 68% hydration crust is, to use a technical term, bangin'.

Just imagine if It Happens because he gets kicked in the head by a horse.

Raw Story@rawstory.com · 15h ago

The Trump administration has been quietly selling thousands of wild mustangs to slaughterhouses for as little as $25 a horse — more than doubling sales since taking office, according to a Times analysis of government records

It’s a big allegation but a fair one.

for fuck's sake, grow up

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 22h ago

Labour blocked a Chinese firm's £1.5bn factory in the Highlands to 'avoid aligning with SNP' in support of the plan, a former UK business secretary has alleged 👇 www.thenational.scot/news/2...

I told Katharine Birbalsingh that the "Churchill quote" written in foot high letters on her school wall was actually a Budweiser advert. It went on for two weeks. People wrote actual news articles about me correcting her. In the end I was blocked simply for saying she might want to gey some paint

Johanna T 🔜 BCAF@johannamation.bsky.social · 3y ago

I posted a character design tip on twxtter last year, and several ppl replied “stop telling me how to draw!” 🙃

Got La Düsseldorf's 'Viva' on bright blue vinyl for 17 quid. Result. youtu.be/Z9Jejk8UknU?...

💥La Duesseldorf - Rheinita🎸🎼🎷

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Apparently the Louden in Duke Street is closing. This would be the same Butcher's Apron-festooned Rangers pub that's just yards away from another Butcher's Apron-festooned Rangers pub on the same street, and is actually closer to Celtic Park than it is to the noted Hun enclave of Bridgeton.

Kent

Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · yesterday

okay but what's the *funniest* thing Channel 4 could make a documentary denying the existence of? I'm gonna vote... trees

Natalie Harp is The Rani. I mean, COME ON

For the record, this is Ossoff's full quote. Extremely interesting to see the outsize MAGA freakout. "See, he doesn’t want to do the job; he wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the Emir of Qatar."

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 3d ago

i think kirk getting murked was the only other time they’ve been in such a coordinated freakout of this magnitude during this term

[Me, hunched over pizza dough ingredients in the lab] SIXTY-EIGHT PERCENT HYDRATION! BWAH-HA-HA-HAAH! [lightning flashes, thunder rumbles]

Being a trans person in the UK is to be held by the throat on national TV as the government punches you in the face while they deliver a speech to camera about how nobody should be punched.

The Great Sun Myth, from the producers of Not Quite Walls, Not Quite Gaps: What are Doors? and Trees: What’s Their Game?, will hear from the growing number of professional opinion-havers who are boldly questioning mainstream “science” and “facts”.

The Great Sun Myth: new documentary seeks to answer question – where does it go when it’s dark?

A groundbreaking new documentary reportedly seeks to question the conventional narrative around the mysterious and unknowable orb at the centre of our galaxy. The Great Sun Myth, from the producers…

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Just had a sandwich for lunch that consisted of sourdough bread, cream cheese, sun-dried tomatoes, mashed avocado, vegan pastrami, rocket and a smoked cheese slice, the whole thing then fried in olive oil. I should just fuck off to the West End and live there, innit

Scottish Labour leadership candidates about to do a transphobia-waving contest, is it? Duly noted

LOL, Bastani thinks tradespeople are somehow never mediocre. He should have a look at our fucking bathroom. Also: shags robots

A very simple thing that was missing from the ADHD Myth documentary #adhd #channel4 #neurodiversity

Would you get their autograph?

stop trying to make "sex-realist" happen

The Black Album by The Damned. Sadly, just a few months after I bought it, my CD player was rendered pretty much inoperable due to smoke damage, on account of me acccidentally setting my bedroom on fire

The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 4d ago

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?

the idea of benefit claimants as undeserving scroungers trying to game the system has been cross-party consensus for basically my entire life (except briefly between 2015 and 2019), which is why it's such an easy ready-made narrative for this foul opportunistic little shit to run with

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4d ago

Jenrick says Reform would make long-term benefits claimants clean up high streets – UK politics live

Had a wee walk this afternoon listening to 'Talulah' and thinking...fuck, imagine being able to write stuff like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBDe...

Go Betweens - Bye Bye Pride HD

YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records

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Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: The Velvet Underground Peter Hammill Kraftwerk although I have to admit, the Velvets are doing an absolute metric fucktonne of heavy lifting

The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.

Surely not The Economist conflating Jewish people with the actions or policies of the State of Israel. Why, that would be...anti-Semitic, would it not?