Figured out how to heat up an MRE using a rock or something. Got it pretty toasty considering that it's only 85°F out and cloudy.
Fuck the Doritos Locos Tacos meme. I've eaten Pop-Tarts that outlasted the Confederacy.
This is silly, but I was up at like 3AM recently, and realized that 7/1/25, when replaced with the corresponding letters of the alphabet, spells "GAY". This is why I never get anything done. 😮💨 Honestly, I can't think of a better year to tack an extra day onto Pride.
I wonder how many eggs are gonna' crack now that they aren't stuck on 4chan.
If you aren't losing skateboarders to the river by the dozen, are you even urban planning?
@kvacm.bsky.social Is the full-size version of Torii City still available anywhere? Also, is that the Swordfish II? www.reddit.com/r/outrun/com...
*deep inhale* these genders could not have been build by modern society. Not even with our most powerful laser technology could we have built genders such as those found in the ancient world. The only possible explanation for such complex, load-bearing genders... is aliens.
tpwrtrmnky@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 2y agoConsider: Ancient Aliens meets third-gendered transfeminine groupings in nonwestern cultures. Everyone watching immediately feels a burning stabbing sensation.
Sex playlist, but it's just hold music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn...
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running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage
childish branzino@parsnip.bsky.social · 2y agothe white house saying the medicaid portal will be "back online shortly" does lend some credence to the idea that they're just shutting the entire government down and manually whitelisting whatever they see becoming an immediate political threat
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.
Nova Echo ✨💀😈🖤@novacadabra.bsky.social · 2y agoWithout downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image
Connecting what was once a thousand dollar phone to the internet only to have it immediately have something named Mobile Installer install something named App Selector so it can install Candy Crush or some shit will radicalize a bitch. T-Mobile variant OnePlus 9T Pro. I paid $400, but still.
"mimicking the tranquil motions of breath" if that thing starts breathing, my motions will be anything but tranquil
Wait, there's an algorithm? /s Interests include: Swords, gaming, animation, electronics, cars, modding literally anything, blacksmithing, and I'm taking an interest in lapidary. Listen y'all, I'm literally just a nerdy hick.
Roko's Basilisk, but it's built at the helm of a capitalistic system and YOU will suffer whether you help build it or not.
I wish I had a massive platform to exploit. I wanna' climb up on a stage and loudly rant about how bladed coffee grinders are NOT mills, and barely count as grinders, then just walk off, leaving everybody confused.
Pokémon Go won't let me name my Scizor "Lesbos", so I had to name it "Subaru". Literally 1984.
