drawing one of these very quickly as I step out of the bank and committing "gender reveal by cop"
I decided to be a little extra with the plating
arcadus@weshould.killice.baby · 3d agomaking some kind of slaw. not pictured: the jalapeno and cilantro I’m adding gonna fry up some shrimp with it
Reed Richards: I'm Mr. Fantastic Sue Storm: I'm the Invisible Woman Johnny Storm: I'm the Human Torch Ben Grimm: and I'm Mr. Rocktastic Reed: Ben: Reed: you're the Th- Ben: and I'm the Thing
you ever think about how the trope of "monsters under the bed" is so cartoonish that you stopped checking long ago but you've let your guard down over the years and there could be someone under your bed right now and you wouldn't know until you feel the mattress shift
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
hey it was good seeing you. you should swing by the house later, we're doing strip backyard wrestling. yeah, every time you get suplexed through a table, you remove one piece of clothing. please bring your own table
How to rise from the ashes Phoenix youtube tutorial Rising from ashes step by step
it's the remix to ignition / the new flintstones edition cut a hole in car bottoms / your feet become the transmission
MISS PIGGY: oh, that Sam! he has such a stick up his ass! KERMIT: actually, Miss Piggy, eagles don't have assholes. he has the other thing. clo...clo something FOZZIE: wocka
me: this is my rucksack. I keep all my ruck in it cop: *hand on holster* what does that mean? tell me what the fuck that means character actor Alan Ruck: *muffled* I was in Speed me: that's right, you were in Speed, I always forget that
the most embarrassing thing autocorrect has done to me is to make it look like I think Fred Flintstone's name is Greg Flintstone
"Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?" "No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..." *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
Han Solo: alright Chewie, let's see if this thing works. translator on Chewbacca: ayyyy, I'm Chewbacca ovah heah Han: translator off
How it feels to eat food in 2026 America
Batman: *drunk* theeeese are my trophies. the T-Rex is worth one bajillion dollars Robin: *drunk* what's the penny worth? Alfred: *drunk* I'm the butler, sir
Batman: I'm the world's greatest detective, you'll never stump me Riddler: what's your secret identity Batman: Bruce Wayne you idiot Riddler: Batman: you absolute fool
the Kool-Aid man, an unstoppable force, tearing through his enemies like tissue paper Chuck E Cheese, with his animatronic skeleton, like unto a Terminator the Burger King and his Burger standing army, ready for battle Chef Boyardee, the only mascot who actually makes his food, will keep us fed
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works: O = it's Off I = It's on
Achilles: how will we breach the walls of Troy? Odysseus: first we must popularize the phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"