I think if you used small words to explain one (1) Warhammer 40k novel to Elon Musk he would never sleep again in his life
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As Ted Leo put it, “me I’m just a loner in a world full of kids, egos and ids.” Work in the movies. #COYS
Ahem, magic is queer coded and does not produce straight dopamine.
This reads like you could absolutely get got by opening a good pack of cards at your FLGS prerelease. Do the sex purge cops haunt those to meet quota?
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 5h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
NBC projects El-Sayed the winner of the Michigan Senate primary! www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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shit gonna have to go with HermesPissmegistus
r o o@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 16h agobrO WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Feel it's important to get this into the consciousness before the Neuromancer series starts but ACAB includes topless French Turing cops.
The microtransactions in the next Madden will verge on postmodern performance art
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 21h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
Happy #OwlAwarenessDay! 🦉 Shredding coconuts is one of 21-year-old Eurasian eagle owl Forrest’s favorite enrichment activities behind the scenes, and he wants you to know about it. As one of the largest owl species in the world, Eurasian eagle owls are very impressive!
My passion project, 2 years in the making: Breathable 4.0 is officially available on all your devices, including now on Apple Vision Pro! Completely free everywhere. Added PurpleAir support, Trends, more widget customization, custom fonts, so much more. breathable.app
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An air quality app and widgets for iOS, iPadOS, watchOS, visionOS and macOS.
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Clearly I have been falling down on the job - y’all haven’t gotten a dose of ENCHIRITO EAR WIGGLES. Sorry about the camera shake, hard to film one-handed
mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?
I was so thrilled to be asked by Molly to read Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” for the story’s advent. What does luxury and convenience and complacency leave behind? What is a manicured corner worth in a mutilated world? Can I make “will” the important word in the sentence?
Molly "Mollylele" Lewis@mollylewis.wtf · yesterdayToday is August 4th, 2026. mollylele.rocks/track/there-... (read by @unarmedoracle.bsky.social, music'd by me)
The New Mutants circa 1985-1987: Mirage, Cannonball, Wolfsbane, Magik, Warlock, Cypher, Sunspot, Karma, Magma and Magneto. #uncannyxmen #thenewmutants #magneto #magik #chrisclaremont
Wait did i show yall the worlds best cow painting?
Kate Compton@galaxykate.bsky.social · 2d agoIm here to be encouraging and post cool historical ceramics
“Scully, did you ever hear about the specialized interests cryptid?”
"Mulder, this reads like the search history of..." "--at least 35 separate people, Scully." "But it's one laptop and only one user has ever logged in." "Exactly." aka it me
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2w ago
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
Update: LOKI CAME HOME!!! He’s got burrs all over his belly, but he’s otherwise fine, and just had a long drink of water and a big meal. We’re so relieved, and I can’t possibly say thank you to everyone for your advice, encouragement, and good wishes; it really helped keep our spirits up. ❤️❤️❤️
Sophie Cunningham said that she is going to protect women in sports by terrorizing her coworkers who are all women in sports.
So weird how "just stick to sports" doesn't apply when it comes to hosting anti-trans hate rallies at WNBA games
Lockdown people are so funny. They pull out their hair at the fact that schools were closed for five minutes, and then you ask them if they actually want to educate poor and minority children and they’re like of course not
♫♪ Makin' your way in a war today, Takes everything you got ♫♪ ♫♪ Fightin' some guys with codenames like, Revolver Ocelot ♫♪
More news out of Ohio: Haitian immigrants in the state were given notice to appear at the DHS office outside of Cincinnati to receive ankle monitors.
OLIYA SCOOTERCASTER@scootercaster.com · 3d agoHaitian TPS holders walk out with a fitted ankle monitors after mandatory ICE office check in at Blue Ash Ohio facility. After Supreme Court decision to terminal Temporary Protective Status, many Haitian community members received notices to appear at the location.
RIGHT: we're poisoning society to death so it can be replaced with one that exists only to enable our violent fantasies LEFT: we must strengthen society by expanding social services and expelling those who seek to kill it CENTER: so... the right gets what? nothing?? come on. let em kill it a little
Unfortunately, it is likely that smoke from the fires in Washington and Oregon get pulled westward over the Pacific Ocean, down the coast and toward the Bay Area by Wednesday. Other parts of Northern California, like Tahoe, could get smoke as early as Tuesday.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
