If that sound under my car was my tire I swear to fucking God I am going to do some violence
Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails)
@majima.club
🏳️⚧️ Cat-loving disabled autistic. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age Buy shit from me! https://ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer
The definition of insult to injury has to be finally getting to sit down on a bench at the dog park 30 seconds before the sprinkler turns on right underneath you
I just want a shower. Maybe a snow cone. Maybe a quick drive off the same bridge my mom did. At least she got to have cocaine.
Pay no attention to the sweaty, crying guy covered in gasoline softly singing “you’re the best around” over and over to himself as he tries to transfer gas from the can into his car in 99°F heat. I’m sure his heart will give out soon. One less queer disabled tranny to worry about, amirite
Sure do love sitting in traffic long enough that I get to my client’s house late AND run out of gas in front of it. Now I get to walk to the gas station, walk back and probably end up being late to my next clients. And then hear my boss bitch at me because I should have paid more attention to my gas
Who else is out here being CALLED OUT by the upcoming anime about a middle-aged Ojisan who is obsessed with cute things
Uncle's Obsession with Cute Things | Official Teaser | Crunchyroll
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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Centrists when Progressives win by 2 points: The Left must bow to the Right if they expect to get our grudging support Centrists when Fascists win by 2 points: The voters have given a clear mandate to open the camps
Politico@politico.com · 13h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
A friend of mine once read the Geneva Convention just so that she was well versed in war crimes and could then commit as many possible during a DnD campaign.
Me: oh that’s a neat snail, I wonder how you care for it? Ah, a site about aquatic snail care, let’s take a look… … Guess I’m not learning about pagoda snails
Went to buy cream of mushroom soup for my microwave tuna casserole and found a display of Da Bomb bath bombs for 50% because they’re summer themed so I got one of each for me and as a surprise to leave for the toddler, who left me a fiber optic rainbow wand this trip. ♥️
Okay THESE are the events I want an invite to
Blu's meme folder@yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 2d agoAlways gonna be Creepshow at #1 for me but I also started loving Cat’s Eye later in life when I got over my fear of the horrible little troll monster.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 21h agoName your fav anthology/portmanteau horror film.
The opening scene to the first Deadpool movie when NONE of us had any idea what was up Ryan Reynolds’ uh…Main Street
Deadpool Title Sequence Theme Song Ryan Reynolds Angel Of The Morning Deadpool Movie
Alt: Deadpool Title Sequence showing a slow pan around a frozen scene of everything happening in the combination car crash and fight scene set to Angel Of The Morning
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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 21h agoName your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.
A man, invariably: This is a girly hobby, so I can probably dive in cold, learn everything, and be giving advice and info to everyone within 2-3 hours Same man, 3 hours later, bleeding from multiple wounds, holding 8 ice packs, limping, sobbing: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN WHY ARE THESE WOMEN SO MEAN
At the risk of sounding twee… Me. Over the last 40+ years I became who I was always supposed to be. I lived, bitches.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 19h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Don’t. Just. Preserve your opinion of them and don’t look up the name of HP Lovecraft’s cat either
Ezbenson@ezbenson.bsky.social · 17h agoHey, never ask your grandparents what they call the Brazil nuts. ever
wake up babe garfield hair bonnet dropped
I have to go clean something or feed something or do something before my head explodes. How can you know NOTHING about nutrition OR animals and act like an authority about NUTRITION AND ANIMALS and try and apply that to human health aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What in the fucking fuck is he talking about? Has he ever observed an animal in the wild? Carnivore stool is smelly, often soft, and they lick their own asses and each others’ to clean them! Yes I’m a pro but a CHILD can smell the difference between carnivore, herbivore, and omnivore stool
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 24h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Just found out that the Crunchyroll channel on YouTube is doing a full Yuri on Ice marathon free for 30 days so here’s a TL blessing for those who like your BL with ice skates…
Yuri!!! on ICE Full Series 10th Anniversary Marathon | Available for 30 Days
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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the intentional abdication by Congress of nearly all of its constitutional responsibilities is at the core of most of our problems as a nation
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
This client is playing Enya for his dogs and between this and this morning’s deep dive into 90s anime feels with @jesibeans.bsky.social I feel like maybe I found a marshmallow in my pocket again
sometimes fantasy authors come up with the concept "there are things older than history and prehistory.. otherworldly things the human mind cant comprehend" and for Lovecraft that means "monster so freaky it drives you insane" and for Tolkien it means "some guy named Tom with an extremely fine wife"
Hard to describe the emotions I’m having right now, as I learn that my elementary school is going to be shut down after the school year while l shove gummy worms in my mouth and drag a plant shelf out of the trash beside my client’s condo across the street from said elementary school