I understand that using a salty tortilla chip to taste test if my salsa needs more salt isn’t the best method, but eating a spoonful of salsa just feels wrong.
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hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2d agoPresident Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at 2 pm ET.
Sean Payton’s whole first half gameplan for 40 games now
Bo Nix needs to find a way to play a first half before the first half.
Ashton Likes@ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 3d agoBroncos defense is too good to have to continually deal with a garbage offense. Bo Nix being a “second half QB” means he’s a bad QB
Since I started eating a hot dog the Broncos have scored 8 points (note to self to eat more hot dogs)
Impressed by how good Broncos receivers are at pass defense.
Broncos defense is too good to have to continually deal with a garbage offense. Bo Nix being a “second half QB” means he’s a bad QB
Gonna go outside in about 78 minutes so I can hear that Will Lutz doink (I did the math)
Someone tell Nix he’s allowed to go forward in the pocket. Not sure he knows that.
My NFL conspiracy is that pass interference calls being unreviewavle is how the NFL manipulates games. Same with roughing the passer.
Incredible marketing technique to get every Bluesky user to listen to a song
I feel like I’m one of a dozen people who witnessed the strange lore of Ruston Kelly boosting his career off his dirt emo cover of All Too Well while going through a divorce with Kacey Musgraves while she was public beefing with T Swift. Russian doll shit.
Ruston Kelly - Boston 2021 - 15 - All Too Well
YouTube video by Chris Mercaldo
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Ashton Likes@ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 5d agoTaylor Swift lost the plot when she decided her perfect emo song needed a stupid ass 10 minute version
Taylor Swift lost the plot when she decided her perfect emo song needed a stupid ass 10 minute version
Hearing First Aid Kit’s Palomino in Trader Joe’s has delightfully erased my mind of all the garbage diner music.
I keep Shazamming the artists and they all have like 300k monthly plays on Spotify but don’t exist anywhere outside of streaming playlists. I’ve entered the twilight zone of AI music
Ashton Likes@ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 5d agoThere’s a very bad reggae version of Coldplay’s The Scientist playing at the diner right now and I’m guessing this is exactly what Ed Sheeran sounds like.
There’s a very bad reggae version of Coldplay’s The Scientist playing at the diner right now and I’m guessing this is exactly what Ed Sheeran sounds like.
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
In case you’re wondering exactly how sports betting works, it’s like this: Say you want to place a $20 bet that your team will win a game. You open up a betting app and give a company $20. That’s it! The fun part is you can give that company $100 or $1000! They don’t care! They love it!
“billy, this is cam skattebo. he’s five foot two, weighs 650 pounds and is denser than an el camino full of dark matter. he considers any game played without a concussion an affront to god. his defect is that his coach fucking hates him”
Realizing how little live tv I watch, keep trying to fast forward commercials during these nfl games
this Kraft dude most of us had never heard of 24 hours ago is a real contender for the new Streisand Effect world champion
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2w agowow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
This insane list actually inspired me to keep track of how many beers I drink per year. I only did like 3 or 4 months in 2025 but this year I’ve been diligent. I know exactly every domestic and craft beer I’ve cracked open.
tbd@tumescentnumpty.bsky.social · 2w agosorry, table
This is Lewis Hamilton’s fault. He didn’t wish the Broncos good luck by low effort posting an instagram story