Dylan Mitchell

@asinbob.bsky.social

Mid-migration, bear with me

Words my internal dialogue says in a weird way, and the comedians or TV programmes that are to blame - 1. Bikes (BIKES!) - Tom Segura 2. Dog (dog?!) - Stewart Lee 3. 27 - The Simpsons 4. Unbelievable (unboliviable) - Jeff Arcuri 5. Vegetables - Gregg Davies

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Come into town with no plan but needing a whole bunch of things. Shoulda made a list or something cos nothing is computing, bailed out for a coffee then I'm going home, shoppingless

It's always a sad silver lining that when someone of Patrick Stewart's stature dies, the time line is full of the things that made us love them. A sad silver lining, but a silver lining nonetheless.

Facebook feed is currently genAI Halloween event poster after genAI Halloween event poster, all looking identical, most of them featuring an image of a pub that looks nothing like the pub doing the advertising 🙃

Tell ya what, I like Andy Burnham and I'm glad he's prime minister, and all these little timings he's announced over the 100 days are good. BUT tomorrow's budget is gonna have to have some major stuff in it, or it's just tinkering round the edges.

Just found out that the Baltimore Ravens are named after The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe and I don't know how to process this information, other than I guess I'm a Baltimore Ravens fan now 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

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As a lifelong fan of the Computer That Does What It's Told I am not at all impressed by the entire global economy going all in on the Computer That Makes Mistakes

People who've only seen a headline about this are raging on FB, cos they think she said he "can't say that" about women's clothes, but it's about saying "fuck" on SNL. It's a perfect joke, beautifully written swearing 😂 latenighter.com/news/snl-uk-...

SNL UK Calls Shane Gillis the C-Word—Watch - LateNighter

SNL's UK counterpart had some choice words for Shane Gillis over controversial monologue—and, unlike the original, SNL UK was free to swear while saying them.

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