possible side effects of the aphrodisiac in my squirt flower may include: - uncontrollable giggling - trouble formin complete sentences - just total shutdown of most higher brain functions really dw tho i hit my own supply all the time its good shit
Princess Clover D. Entrée Sinclaire
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Priestess and beloved daughter of Hair Lordship, Jax Sinclaire 💜♾️🌙 23 year old Selachii System of 87 alters shi/hair/hairself Queerthing SharkGod Apex Deivore King of the Seas Obsession Elemental pfp by @juniedreamcast.bsky.social and edited by me
A footjobber is a once-intimidating dominant figure who actually gets constantly overpowered n stepped on by more powerful dominant figures t'show how much more scary n intimidating th'new dom is.
"You can’t gain weight from the infinite pizza"
1984 Movie: Big Brother Is Watching
ALT: 1984 Movie: Big Brother Is Watching
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A Pink Fish@apinkfish.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe article for SCP-458, an addendum states that staff are being discouraged from "abusing" the pizza box, and that if people gain weight they'll implement mandatory physical training. This is proof that the Foundation is filled with Fucking Cowards.
The Jax Special (beef & chicken, 7x extra cheese)
Fatfur Foods@fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 3mo agoSCP-458 - A large Little Caesars-branded pizza box that, upon being touched, instantaneously fills itself with the holder's preferred choice of pizza. Limited to human-digestible ingredients. Practically infinite calories Free @ Site-17 Canteen What's on yours/your OCs'?
I’m a vampire boy but instead of being the super over-the-top charisma kind I’m just sort of sleepy and lazy and just really want to hold you and share your warmth Lazy, gentle nibbles at your neck Cold, soft hands brushing over you a calming, alluring glimmer in my red eyes
the safety and comfort of the puppet's strings~ (feat. @psyduss.bsky.social ) squeak~
my timeline has been absolutely flooded with trans peter parker but absolutely no trans miles morales. really makes you think
It's crazy how I'm literally the real Jax
New pred who becomes convinced that everything in his life would be better if he could JUST eat you. He wants you so bad, he's obsessed. He's never eaten anyone before but other preds talk about how actualized they felt after their first time. And it has to be you. You're perfect for him.
every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
personal tf / media entrapment thing. my gun is po inted at your face so dont say anytghing i dont like!
little miss cptsd really really wants to apologize to you for something she doesnt even know if she did but shes so sorry please dont rraise your voice at her shes sorry shes sorry shes so sorry
No more fetishising perfect hypnotic amnesia. Start making the feeling of knowing you've forgotten something important hot. The way your mind is screaming, trying to direct your attention to something just out of view, on the tip of your tongue, thinking it so clearly but unable to say the word.
*straightens your sexuality* *straightbreaks you* *straightens your sexuality* *straightbreaks you* *straightens your sexuality* *straightbreaks you* *straightens your sexuality* *straightbreaks you* *straightens your sexuality* *straightbreaks you*
sleepy, sedated subjects... half-lidded eyes. slow, heavy nods of agreement with whatever you're saying. barely able to murmur a groan of resistance as you lead them along.
I'm a princess and a socialite and a loser pervert and a queen and a cat and a balloon and a supervillain and a shambling heap of jagged scrap metal and in all of it undeniable
white american trans women, jiějie beg of you 🙏 don't join the CIA 😭💔 don't make 姐姐 sad and join american intelligence community please !! Sad sad big sister 😓
I have horns again I think. Sorta straight and slightly curved, going up. Maybe 6 inches tall when I'm 5'7.
now look, i'm as much of a radical socialist as it's possible to be. i generally avoid supporting capitalists. but let's admit that {HighestGrossingMediaFranchises[0]} deserves to be the exception
Spiral over, now I'm realizing how hot my epic tummy would look compressed in latex. Shiny orb. You can smush your face against it and rub your bulge on it and squeeze it in your hands. Consider it.
im gonna literally subjugate and terrorize cocoyashi village. and the rest of the konomi islands too