The Mushroom System
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| 25 | Arguably-Sapient Fungus ΘΔ | ♡♡|♡♡♡♡♡|♡♡|♡ 🐝 Beowulf 🦎 Caryll ♦️ Harlegwen 💤 Hypnos Melissa -Mel 🩷 Kurumu
WWYD if you were laying next to your robot girlfriend and she suddenly said "We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a"
"I'll reply to my partners "me and who" message on Discord" Discord:
Endless 'Delete System 32?' Windows XP Popups
Alt: Endless 'Delete System 32?' Windows XP Popups
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learning to do a full face of makeup just so its more humiliating when your sweaty ass juice leaves it smeared and ridiculous. its worth it if this shitclown can make you laugh or cum even once. its all worth it to entertain you. its life is a performance put on for your arousal.
wearing its sluttiest outfit and sexiest boots to spent the entire day under your ass. lingerie under its mesh shirt and cute skater skirt. ripped fishnets. tight panties failing to contain its flat cage and pathetic balls. body presented for you to play with or ignore.
I'm certain Golden Week is a trend made specifically for a futanari like me to show off in... After all, the whole point of wearing a gold bikini is to get wet 💦
*So horny I'm seconds away from breeding until pregnant* "I fucking hate that twink"
Thinking about American McGee's Alice again
Might be a bit to much in love with my Latex Mask 🖤
My goal in life is to knot, or possible double knot, someone so throughly they need to call out of work
I was 11 years old on 9/11 and I wasn't phased by it upon first hearing about it. I knew that we bombed other countries. I saw Saddam Hussein on Animaniacs. I assumed other countries bombed us sometimes. My parents had to sit me down to explain why we're above the violence we inflict on others.
i feel like doing little doodles today $10 gets you a lil dood $15 gets you color ko-fi.com/kr33pshow
Oh you hate infinite loads in video games? And yet you like it when I shoot my infinite load in you
It's been three years since I lost you Three years of heartbreak I still think about you, about how much losing you hurt How much it continues to hurt, like a wound ropped open again and again I still want you to come back to tell me it was all a lie because you hate me That way you'd still be alive
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #165 Annihilated (mon/tue/thurs/fri)
The compression suxx it's blending my beautiful noisy textures :// Here's a zoom just cuz I think it looks baller, very meditative to render this way
