astrobastard
@astrobastard.bsky.social
The Unrest From The Midwest 70% of my body is source engine games aspiring k-mart radio dj they/he/none/freq
Extraterrestrials finally touch ground and we hold an accord. Truly astounding stuff, tons of conspiracist talking points both confirmed and deconfirmed. Hour three of talks and we ask them what they subsist on. One of the beings uncurls its long spindly fingers. It's fucking Dippin Dots
Coming up on 00s/10s internet is funny because I'll be going through my day and suddenly wonder damn. I wonder what those two middle aged men I watched play Half Life 2 when I was 10 are up to
In a greasy spoon at the ass crack of dawn chainsmoking drinking black coffee and listening to the collected works of Amon Tobin. Not because I'm cracking a case or afflicted but because I want a breadth of experiences in this life
Multiple glowing objects in the sky photographed within two minutes.
snacks on me capri sun on ice we can have cheez it's all night yeah you can have whatever you like
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
I have reason to suspect that my day is going to completely fucking blow. If you do not see a reply to this post, I was wrong. If you do, it means I will end this day by being completely unreachable at home with a beer in my hand while looking at penis on the computer
🥳 #design commissions are OPEN!!! 🥳 branding, iconography, minor illustration & overall graphic work for music / games / ttrpg / whatever you need - let's make something cool and weird together!!! DM or email for a quote (link in bio)!!! further examples of work in thread below, RTs appreciated!
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb? 2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid. 1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
I love when this bot posts levels that are very clearly some kid fumbling their way into the level editor cause it's so nostalgic for me, "yeah man the level that teaches you how to jump was pretty good but what if the finish was really long maybe"
Hourly Marble Blast Levels@marbleblastlevels.bsky.social · 3d agoJump Training by Alex Swanson (Marble Blast Gold) https://marbleland.vaniverse.io/level/31732
When all is said and done, hang me up in the purple skeleton wall from Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3.
Squarespace has revolutionized the way small businesses do their business. A website that looks professional can confidently answer your customer's questions with a simple and easy "idk"
Dude your horny speech bubble is getting its fucking drippy fluids all over my couch get it AWAY
person who's seen 2000 internet videos: bro you gotta hop on phoenix wrong
Phoenix Wright - Boot to the Head
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