Jeremy Parker
@astutepanther.bsky.social
Tired of living, scared of dying (PFP: Ray Rohn, 1925)
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
The underrated irony of the Right's failed (and laughably short-lived) attempt to recast Kirk as their MLK, as their own civil-rights martyr, is that Kirk focused much of his last 18 months on discrediting King and the Civil Rights Act, wanting to remove him from the pantheon of American heroes.
“you can be fired for literally quoting this man’s actual bigoted words verbatim” is uh a problem if you’re trying to paint him as the right‘s version of MLK
Could you imagine the discourse if he DIDN’T attend? Good god, it would be terrible. Implying he didn’t care about the victims and sided with the terrorists
if you're the abc news editor who wrote that the nyc mayor attending the 9/11 ceremony is attracting "growing criticism" solely because he's a muslim then you are the criticism you're writing about
I don't usually repost my replies on main, but this one broke containment
Just as bad: seed oils, porn, and…[rereads]…comfort
There's something beautiful about the way the New Atheism/rationalism-tinged "evolutionary psychology" flavor of woo conflicts with everything we know about evolution and human prehistory so you need to illustrate it with a modern depiction of ancient mythology.
Just as bad: seed oils, porn, and…[rereads]…comfort
So trending! How does Bluesky keep up with the news like this?
Yes, it's Bluesky where everyone's living in a bubble, definitely not the people over at The Other Place
Bluesky Trending is so terrible that I think I might start to collect examples like this one, where they released something they wrote over a day in advance of the actual results—and it was still up as recently as this morning
hey @support.bsky.team umm what are you doing? This election is happening now, current tense
More academics got fired for joking about Charlie Kirk's assassination in one week than ever got cancelled by Woke 1. The Vice President of the US directed his supporters to turn people in for making fun of Kirk's death!
The brief period in which Moreno put his own daughter's safety and well-being over the interests of a sociopathic House backbencher is over
Been thinking for the past week that this year's midterms are shaping up like 2006, with the several Republican Congressional abuse scandals as parallel to Mark Foley's harassing House pages, but a missing piece of that parallel was GOP leadership covering up for Foley, except now here's that piece
I never thought for a single second that credible domestic violence and child abuse allegations were a deal breaker for Trump and the Republican Party.
It's a choice the media repeatedly makes to platform and legitimize - even cheerlead - anti Muslim bigotry in a way they would never platform or legitimize similarly open anti black or anti Jewish bigotry
the media in this country treats bigotry coming from a place of fear as a valid public position. eventually this leads you to the ludicrous place where “the muslim mayor of new york city shouldn’t attend the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11” is treated as newsworthy opinion
Trending: NYC mayor's 9/11 memorial controversy This framing is 🐴💩. The “controversy” isn't Mamdani's; it's 9/11 families don't want the Muslim mayor at this year's ceremonies. Mamdani was 9 years old on 9/11. His parents were born in India. And AL-QAEDA brought down the towers, NOT global Islam.
He costumes his lead actress throughout the whole film in a dress where her breasts are already halfway out and only a slight breeze would expose them completely, but also thinks people don't want to see nudity, ew gross—I mean, *make up your mind*
‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
What wizardry did the photographer use to get 25 cats to stand still and face the camera like this
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
This is all crap of course, but maybe he thinks “everybody is leaving California” because everybody WHO HE KNOWS there are telling him they're leaving, because everybody he knows in California are billionaires and they're all threatening to leave over the billionaire's tax
Hassett: "One of the metrics of shelter costs that I find most interesting is that they're going down pretty rapidly in places like California because everybody is leaving. Even though there are high prices in California, it puts downward pressure on inflation because everybody is leaving the state"
I must've been out sick the day we all made fun of the New York Post for only discovering hentai in 2026, because I don't remember this at all
Sure
I can already hardly stand the New York Times Recipes’ constant hyperbole, but this is over the line. There is no way—no way—that I would “dream all year long” about a tomato-and-raw-onion salad like this.
Eric Kim’s stunner is the kind of dish you dream about all year long. nyti.ms/3RINqcr
The New York Times refuses to include captions on the photos on its homepage, so if you're just scrolling through, you might assume their featured picture of Mitch McConnell is current when it's really from two months ago.
Not a single word about how these tariffs violate both our WTO & USCMA obligations. Every time Trump does this, the NYT & other outlets simply write as if we live in an international vacuum, where the US has no obligations under signed, ratified international treaties. It's journalistic malpractice.
President Trump signed an order imposing a 50% tariff on a wide range of goods from Canada, including hockey sticks, wine and cement.
This is the top of the New York Times home page right now. I ask you: What's going on in this picture? Who is protesting, against whom, over what? How does this relate to any of the accompanying headlines? Why can't they caption photos on their home page?
Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.