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I need to make a point of traveling to a major city pride parade. Nothing up here gets much beyond "small street fair" and it's an experience I want to have.

it is now trivially easy with present-day medicine to give that agency back to people. who gives a fuck if it's a kind of agency humans haven't had before. choices matter whether you get to make them or not, and someone or something is going to make this choice for every one of us. so let it be us

"decisions about whether or when minors access transgender medical care should be made by parents, not politicians" actually they should be made by the minors in question, who are human beings. if you don't need parental consent to experience one kind of puberty why should you need it for the other

i was a trans minor once. nobody had to sign any paperwork at all before my own body started injecting me with testosterone. a coin flip did that! literally any reason any person of any age could ever have for wanting to transition is a better reason than "heads says you get this puberty sorry"

The girl knows how she is at all times. She knows this because she knows how she isn't. By subtracting how she is from how she isn't, or how she isn't from how she is (whichever is greater), she obtains a difference, or yearning.

Part of my job is interpreting and acting on vague statements like "replace this fence here" and it's sort of my least favorite part. You're telling me I have to make up a bunch of details and hope you like them? (Yes. It always goes fine in the end.)

“Is this the DSA happy hour?” Jason asked a table of guys hanging out at Arbeiter (he really had it in his head that there’s a standing Friday DSA happy hour here) “I mean…we’re DSA,” replied the guys after a long, confused pause, “but this isn’t a DSA thing. We’re talking about Linux.”

Doing your taxes “by hand” is a great way to encounter a bunch of amazing phrases like “Individual Shared Responsibility Penalty”

Despite (or perhaps because of) this, Germans rarely engage in spontaneous wordplay. You can become the funniest person they know with puns that would be pure groaners in the anglosphere.

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen" means to arrest someone

While "Jemanden fest nehmen" means to fuck someone hard.

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don't forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

I'll never regret that German's my native language

At least one plural system out there has to be too embarrassed to admit that their first exposure to the concept was Shallan in the Stormlight Archive.

If you think about it, Pascal’s Wager is the original bottom test. “God is a being so powerful that you simply have to submit to it whether or not it exists”

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

I like when an LLM emits a (contextually correct!) CJK token in the middle of an English sentence. I'm finally living in the cyberpunk future I was promised.

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