the description was generated by the computer. it was right about uni, he is a divine being
these make me laugh so much because i always think of this text 😂
putting a screen protector is one of the most difficult things to do. you essentially need a cleanroom
this drunk history segment always makes me cry. “Dolly Parton wrote the song ‘I Will Always Love You’ for her former manager Porter Wagoner, and she stayed true to that promise for decades afterward.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=mK40...
The Story Behind Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You” - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
data4democracy.substack.com
instagwam 👶 social media for toddlers
[Squints] Sorry, does that say ... Instagzam?
I nearly had a heart attack. now I know how the bluths feel
i let out a yelp when i saw this at 5 below. this is one of. Violet crumble is probably my fav candy since i was a kid but its not usu sold in the states. You can get chocolate honeycomb at sprouts and trader joes but they are a lot more expensive and don’t taste as good
wish i was smart and creative enough to use hobonichi techo
i would never be in a barbarian sitch because id never stay at an airbnb nor would i stay at a place without researching it first
i want this chinese vampire plates desperately but i doubt the daisos here will get them. since austin daiso is catered towards americans we don’t get cool stuff like chiikawa and doraemon goods we mostly get lame ass stuff like disney and sanrio
i havent had talenti in years and i got the madagascar vanilla bean a couple of months ago when it was on sale. i had a couple of servings and threw it out. it tastes like frozen low fat vanilla milk. i thought id forgotten what talenti tastes like, but i was right. www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
What Happened to Talenti?
Over the past 20 years, Talenti has changed from a small, independent brand to a piece of a corporate conglomerate. Has that affected its quality?
nytimes.com
“Can’t you just make it the way that I like it?” my wife pleads. But I shake my head. Every day is a new flavor.
[angry, through tears] I am dope and cool. Anyone who says differently is selling something
i assembled a little bag charm last night. And as I was putting it on my backpack I worried that the chain might come off. Guess what happened. Now I’m crying too (՞⸝⸝o̴̶̷̮̬᷉ࡇ̠̏o̴̶̷̬᷉⸝⸝՞)
went to austins 1st gachapon store. i got the toy i wanted on my first try. the shop employee was v nice and gave me a free box of pretz even though i only got 1 toy instead of multiples like the other customers & even though i made a mistake operating the machine & she had to give me an extra token