Shaindle

@auntfritzi.bsky.social

Artist, dog lover and avid reader. Idk I'm just copying what they told me to say

Fellas don’t you hate how women be (nervously trying to read off of phone at open mic night) updating the Terms of the free My Best Buy® rewards program with changes to the dispute resolution provision, including the Arbitration Agreement

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

I’m 70 today. Feels like crossing a threshold into official old age. I’m cool with it. I’m publishing a new novel. Wrote a musical Xmas special due out later this year. Trace & I are launching a new movie riffing series. And I’m part of the new MST3K. Making things is my birthday present to myself.