My 3 year old is obsessed with spiderman... he may never forgive me if he ever finds out I read him bedtime stories, rocked him to sleep, laid him and bed, then immediately left to go see the new flick in the theater.
Gatsby that is Average
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Was once called a Royals Review legend on a random youtube comment.
I cant think of anything that would make me less want to go to a @royals.com game than fucking Toby Mac.
I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
This is such a hilarious take on Schumer. The dude has done absolutely nothing to help democrats.
HR Ryan@hrryan.bsky.social · 3w agoIf you hate Schumer, you can fuck off right now.
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
After much thought, because my Fandom of the beautiful game really took hold in Europe... it only makes sense for me to root for Mexico, because fuck England.
If I was a more petty person Id sue to have "protect and serve" removed from police cars.
I genuinely hate how Paraguay plays. Every player should get a yellow card for flopping like a bunch of fucking bitches.
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
Its staggering how many assholes dont understand the difference between lying and being wrong.
I think we've found our banger of the summer
Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 2mo agoScotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million
Im not convinced the hydration is for the benefit of the players but just a way for FIFA to squeeze advertising money.
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Putting Rachel Maddow in the same breath as Stephen Colbert is fucking bullshit. I'll never forgive Rachel Maddow over her performative sensationalist bullshit she pulled over a single page of an old Trump tax return.
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 3mo agoColbert is both a mensch and an actual genius. One of one. He and @maddow.bsky.social are the two best broadcasters of our time; truly in their own category. I'm angry and sad the president and the feckless suits cancelled the show but also know it's not the end.
introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Black Sabbath Tool Deftones Metallica Huey Lewis Weird Al Modest Mouse Slayer Thursday Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Tom Ziller@teamziller.bsky.social · 3mo agointroduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live limp bizkit korn rob zombie deftones incubus monster magnet filter staind everlast tom waits
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem and Grogu
Mike Engel@michaelengel.bsky.social · 3mo agoSometimes They (and Grogu) Come Back....Again