an itty bitty kitty

@averybittykitty.bsky.social

I’m kittem

i will never leave a google review. you'll know i disliked your establishment in those slow seconds before death when, instead of flashing before your eyes, your life pauses on me eating orecchiette bolognese without the parmesan cheese you promised.

I know that this account is dedicated to roleplaying as a small kitten but I just wanted to break character for a second to say that we need to dig up the golf courses and look for dead bodies. Whatever this country is doing has to stop until we do that.